I happen to know an extraordinarily talented carpenter, and if you have money burning a hole in your pocket (and a hole in your soul that can only be filled with commerce) ask yourself if you need a Triforce cutting board. Or a Space Invaders cutting board. I think you do.
But wait. There's more. As in, floor-to-ceiling modular Tetris bookshelves. Hold on, let me say that one more time: modular Tetris pieces which can be assembled into a bookcase.
You know you want it.