Comments on: NPF: OLYMPIC-SIZED CONSPIRACIES http://www.ginandtacos.com/2008/09/05/npf-olympic-sized-conspiracies/ OPIATE OF THE ASSES Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:57:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: David http://www.ginandtacos.com/2008/09/05/npf-olympic-sized-conspiracies/comment-page-1/#comment-11215 David Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:50:07 +0000 http://www.ginandtacos.com/?p=1064#comment-11215 1) Sergei Bubke effectively did that in the pole vault. 2) But, then, you can *choose* by how much you want to win the pole vault. Anyone who's participated in track knows there's no way to "hold back" so precisely. He's lucky he still won. 3) Yes, yes, of *course* all of the track athletes are on performance enhancing drugs. [Again, look at the shoulder/arm muscles and neck hypertrophy on the sprinters. Now, compare that to, you know, athletes that are fundamentally *using* their arms/shoulders. Isn't it peculiar that his biceps are as big as some of the gymnasts, and bigger than most swimmers?] My out-there theory is that we may have finally gotten a few "genetic-doping" competitors this year. So they'll never be caught...instead of finding evidence of foreign substances, they'll just find a physioligical "freak". 1) Sergei Bubke effectively did that in the pole vault.
2) But, then, you can *choose* by how much you want to win the pole vault. Anyone who's participated in track knows there's no way to "hold back" so precisely. He's lucky he still won.
3) Yes, yes, of *course* all of the track athletes are on performance enhancing drugs. [Again, look at the shoulder/arm muscles and neck hypertrophy on the sprinters. Now, compare that to, you know, athletes that are fundamentally *using* their arms/shoulders. Isn't it peculiar that his biceps are as big as some of the gymnasts, and bigger than most swimmers?]

My out-there theory is that we may have finally gotten a few "genetic-doping" competitors this year. So they'll never be caught…instead of finding evidence of foreign substances, they'll just find a physioligical "freak".

]]> By: BK http://www.ginandtacos.com/2008/09/05/npf-olympic-sized-conspiracies/comment-page-1/#comment-11213 BK Sun, 07 Sep 2008 23:11:41 +0000 http://www.ginandtacos.com/?p=1064#comment-11213 I like the black helicopters as much as the next guy, so I'll throw my own theory in here... Bolt - like a whole lot of sprinters - was on some sort of performance enchancing substance when he ran the race. I think he didn't run all out because blowing out the WR in the olympics by as much as he would have had he run the whole race would have raised more red flags than the Chinese government... Then again, I they are all tested and specimens kept so as to be able to take away medals later on... I like the black helicopters as much as the next guy, so I'll throw my own theory in here…

Bolt – like a whole lot of sprinters – was on some sort of performance enchancing substance when he ran the race. I think he didn't run all out because blowing out the WR in the olympics by as much as he would have had he run the whole race would have raised more red flags than the Chinese government…

Then again, I they are all tested and specimens kept so as to be able to take away medals later on…

]]> By: Nick http://www.ginandtacos.com/2008/09/05/npf-olympic-sized-conspiracies/comment-page-1/#comment-11195 Nick Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:03:29 +0000 http://www.ginandtacos.com/?p=1064#comment-11195 Honestly, I think if you're at the point where you can basically break a world record just for shits, you might as well go ahead and make some money off it. Honestly, I think if you're at the point where you can basically break a world record just for shits, you might as well go ahead and make some money off it.

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