SWM SEEKING FUTURE VICTIMS

Posted in No Politics Friday on December 19th, 2008 by Ed

If Hannidate is just too liberal (or not quite enough of a sausage party) for you, relax. There is another dating service that can meet your needs. Head on over to TheAtlasphere.com – the premier dating site for Ayn Rand acolytes around the world – and take your pick of thousands of men who will probably chloroform you, cut off your legs, and do unspeakable things to your person. On the first date. A date which, not coincidentally, will not only be his first with you but possibly his first ever.

Here is a nice sample of TheAtlasphere's finer moments. My personal favorite is Lewis from London, a charming lad who notes:

I love intelligent, sassy girls, particularly those working in consulting or investment banking (but other fields are great too). Really, nothing is hotter than an accomplished girl in a suit, as long as she is willing to settle down and have my children. I want a girl who will support my ambitions against the naysayers in society.

How has some young lady not yet snapped you up, Lewis? Then again, if Drew Peterson can reel in wife number five, I suppose Lewis is something of a catch.

(Thanks Matthew and Sylvia!)