Comments on: NPF: TREATMENT EFFECTS IN PLAIN ENGLISH http://www.ginandtacos.com/2009/08/07/npf-treatment-effects-in-plain-english/ OPIATE OF THE ASSES Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:06:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Weighty Wednesday: A Bird in the Hand « Floridianissen http://www.ginandtacos.com/2009/08/07/npf-treatment-effects-in-plain-english/comment-page-1/#comment-52870 Weighty Wednesday: A Bird in the Hand « Floridianissen Wed, 23 Feb 2011 05:46:52 +0000 http://www.ginandtacos.com/?p=2302#comment-52870 [...] think about what you see on TV: The Biggest Loser, ads upons ads for diet supplements (see here for a pretty damn funny post about Alli and its side effects), and everything screaming at you to [...] [...] think about what you see on TV: The Biggest Loser, ads upons ads for diet supplements (see here for a pretty damn funny post about Alli and its side effects), and everything screaming at you to [...]

]]> By: Kelly http://www.ginandtacos.com/2009/08/07/npf-treatment-effects-in-plain-english/comment-page-1/#comment-35558 Kelly Tue, 26 Oct 2010 09:43:20 +0000 http://www.ginandtacos.com/?p=2302#comment-35558 Alright, let me just say that I was not a complete lard ass, BUT I did try the alli thing. I have a self-control problem. I can eat right and exercise but when I see a: piece of cake/chocolate/thai food/sushi/etc. I have a hard time saying no. Taking alli was like someone holding a gun to my head to force me to eat right. There was no way I was going to cheat on a diet if it meant I would shit myself. Only once did I give in and have a spoonful of peanut butter. The next day, my second day at a new job, I was talking to my new boss when I felt a distinct and unpleasant gurgle. Mid-sentence I turned and ran to the bathroom. I made it just in time to squirt what looked, and smelled, like straight fish oil out my ass. I did that for two days in a row. I completely destroyed several pairs of underwear and a decent pair of jeans. I did not cheat again. But I looked like a nut running to the bathroom every five minutes to fart the most noxious and loud assplosions for the next month. Lesson learned? Being thin is worth a lot, even finding your own damn will power. (Seriously, nothing tastes as good as being thin!) And even though being fat is worse than SHORT term loss of bowel control, best to skip that if you can. Thank goodness my new boss had a really sick sense of humor. Turns out, I fit right in. Alright, let me just say that I was not a complete lard ass, BUT I did try the alli thing. I have a self-control problem. I can eat right and exercise but when I see a: piece of cake/chocolate/thai food/sushi/etc. I have a hard time saying no. Taking alli was like someone holding a gun to my head to force me to eat right. There was no way I was going to cheat on a diet if it meant I would shit myself.
Only once did I give in and have a spoonful of peanut butter. The next day, my second day at a new job, I was talking to my new boss when I felt a distinct and unpleasant gurgle. Mid-sentence I turned and ran to the bathroom. I made it just in time to squirt what looked, and smelled, like straight fish oil out my ass. I did that for two days in a row. I completely destroyed several pairs of underwear and a decent pair of jeans. I did not cheat again. But I looked like a nut running to the bathroom every five minutes to fart the most noxious and loud assplosions for the next month.
Lesson learned? Being thin is worth a lot, even finding your own damn will power. (Seriously, nothing tastes as good as being thin!) And even though being fat is worse than SHORT term loss of bowel control, best to skip that if you can.
Thank goodness my new boss had a really sick sense of humor. Turns out, I fit right in.

]]> By: Rikki http://www.ginandtacos.com/2009/08/07/npf-treatment-effects-in-plain-english/comment-page-1/#comment-35396 Rikki Sat, 23 Oct 2010 00:38:20 +0000 http://www.ginandtacos.com/?p=2302#comment-35396 I am crying. I am laughing and crying and my husband is staring but holy balls! Please let me say also that NPF as well as your other blog posts are fabulous discussion topics with my colleagues (we teach high school, so true discussions that don't involve a Polyvision board, long pauses to encourage speaking, and me saying "stop touching him" at least twice are, needless to say, fanfuckingtabulous). I am crying. I am laughing and crying and my husband is staring but holy balls!

Please let me say also that NPF as well as your other blog posts are fabulous discussion topics with my colleagues (we teach high school, so true discussions that don't involve a Polyvision board, long pauses to encourage speaking, and me saying "stop touching him" at least twice are, needless to say, fanfuckingtabulous).

]]> By: Ladiesbane http://www.ginandtacos.com/2009/08/07/npf-treatment-effects-in-plain-english/comment-page-1/#comment-35367 Ladiesbane Fri, 22 Oct 2010 14:14:35 +0000 http://www.ginandtacos.com/?p=2302#comment-35367 Winnah and still champeen! Winnah and still champeen!

]]> By: ginandtacos.com » Blog Archive » NPF: CLASSICS http://www.ginandtacos.com/2009/08/07/npf-treatment-effects-in-plain-english/comment-page-1/#comment-35344 ginandtacos.com » Blog Archive » NPF: CLASSICS Fri, 22 Oct 2010 04:04:24 +0000 http://www.ginandtacos.com/?p=2302#comment-35344 [...] yeah. Here's something I wrote last summer. It has lots of poop jokes and it's pretty funny. Enjoy that. I have to devote some quality [...] [...] yeah. Here's something I wrote last summer. It has lots of poop jokes and it's pretty funny. Enjoy that. I have to devote some quality [...]

]]> By: Marine Stach http://www.ginandtacos.com/2009/08/07/npf-treatment-effects-in-plain-english/comment-page-1/#comment-25709 Marine Stach Fri, 07 May 2010 19:30:52 +0000 http://www.ginandtacos.com/?p=2302#comment-25709 Hello, I'm about to quote your article and post a link back to this article on my site please let me know if thats cool? Hello, I'm about to quote your article and post a link back to this article on my site please let me know if thats cool?

]]> By: weight bench http://www.ginandtacos.com/2009/08/07/npf-treatment-effects-in-plain-english/comment-page-1/#comment-24651 weight bench Fri, 16 Apr 2010 00:55:46 +0000 http://www.ginandtacos.com/?p=2302#comment-24651 Reading this post reminds me of my old room mate! He always kept talking about this. I will forward this article to him. Pretty sure he will have a good read. Thanks for sharing! Reading this post reminds me of my old room mate! He always kept talking about this. I will forward this article to him. Pretty sure he will have a good read. Thanks for sharing!

]]> By: Emynn http://www.ginandtacos.com/2009/08/07/npf-treatment-effects-in-plain-english/comment-page-1/#comment-18469 Emynn Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:02:26 +0000 http://www.ginandtacos.com/?p=2302#comment-18469 The universal rate of winner of these weight loss plans which are incessantly contending with each other is more or less the one. And the most funny part is that these programmes all fail at the one vault in cattiness of making really tall demands. This happens because the torso gets accustomed to the grimness through which it is order and corrects itself to the new routine and the metabolic process slows down. You have to be brainier than nature to be able to prank the body into turning a loss weight. Without pursuing this step then you will perpetually curiosity why you cannot lose weight unit. The universal rate of winner of these weight loss plans which are incessantly contending with each other is more or less the one. And the most funny part is that these programmes all fail at the one vault in cattiness of making really tall demands. This happens because the torso gets accustomed to the grimness through which it is order and corrects itself to the new routine and the metabolic process slows down. You have to be brainier than nature to be able to prank the body into turning a loss weight. Without pursuing this step then you will perpetually curiosity why you cannot lose weight unit.

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