Apparently there is no free internet at hotels and convention cent
ersres in Toronto. In fact my hotel doesn't even offer cash internet. WTF, Canada?
On the bright side, Toronto is pretty awesome. It's like Chicago except the streets aren't covered in human urine.
Also, Mission One has been accomplished: Tim Horton's. It has been like three years, Timmy. And it's nice to have you inside of me again.