Comments on: WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY…

By: displacedCapitalist

displacedCapitalist — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:59:02 +0000

Well, coming up with alternatives could be fun too… for example:

"Hey did you hear about SQUIRREL? They're the secret cabal behind ACORN. Well the thing is, they heard about how ACORN was defeated, and man, they are coming to fuck some shit up! Better get in your bomb shelter right now!!!"

By: Aslan Maskhadov

Aslan Maskhadov — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:41:21 +0000

Bismillah, do not worry. The nutjobs willing to murder their purported enemies will not be any more or less encouraged by something like these comments. The right-wing persecution complex means that they will make up whatever they must, regardless of what we do. Do you think that some kind of parody inspired that nutcase in Knoxville to shoot up the Unitarian church? Ditto with the Holocaust museum thing.

Do not fear, Allah knows best.

By: displacedCapitalist

displacedCapitalist — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:37:29 +0000

Aslan: That goes back to my warning from earlier though. I you mention a particular group, such as ACORN or Unitarians, and then say "arms training" you're setting up a dangerous situation. The next time the wingnut sees someone from that group he'll shoot first and ask questions later.

For all we know some wingnut is reading these comments as we speak and gearing up to go to his local ACORN office and murder everyone there…

By: Aslan Maskhadov

Aslan Maskhadov — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:23:03 +0000

A salam alaykum wa rahmatullah, Comrade X. Baby steps… First we indoctrinate the children of those who can't afford private school, or don't have time for homeschooling.

By: comrade x

comrade x — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 11:53:49 +0000

Aslan, don't forget to tell them that we are also going to convert tham to Islam and force their women to marry when they are 13 and wear burqas.
On second thought, scratch that- that would actually appeal to some of those knuckle draggers!

By: Aslan Maskhadov

Aslan Maskhadov — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 07:47:35 +0000

Every once in a while, any given liberal blogger should include a short "update" about how you and the local ACORN organizer met with distinguished guests from the Chinese army, in an undisclosed location on US soil. Thank the Chinese officers for training your local ACORN volunteers in the use of small arms, clearing buildings, and search and seizure of private arms.

By: Mrs. Chili

Mrs. Chili — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:46:06 +0000

I am sick, almost unto death, of the people who think that Glenn Beck and his ilk are reporting news. They are clowns manipulating the facts for entertainment; they have nothing of value to say. I need a break…

By: displaced Capitalist

displaced Capitalist — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:44:03 +0000

UN troops will know precisely where to go thanks to the barcodes on the backs of roadsigns.

Imagine that, sixty four years old. Wow, huh?

O. M. F. G. Aslan and willf you are literally making me laugh my ass off.

By: willf

willf — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:07:52 +0000

I usually just give them a blank, friendly grin and say: "Did you know that Bugs Bunny is sixty four years old this year? Imagine that, sixty four years old. Wow, huh?"