Comments on: CHECK. MATE.

By: jp

jp — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:13:04 +0000

*Maybe they really are as self-loathing as he claims?*

Dawn Eden. I rest my case.

By: jazzbumpa

jazzbumpa — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:52:08 +0000

Holy Shit. Somehow, I missed this way back on the 29th.

Ed – How do you find these things? And how do you have the tenacity to wade through them.

I am so fucking impressed!

Cheers!
JzB

By: Jenz

Jenz — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:38:09 +0000

Gotta wonder – if right wing women are so good in the sack, why are all the republicans getting caught in cemetaries with strippers, dead in a wet suit with a dildo up their @$$, etc.?

By: Ecks

Ecks — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:40:00 +0000

[peers into wife's shoe closet].

Shit. Is she secretly right wing?

By: D.N. Nation

D.N. Nation — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:57:02 +0000

Let us explore the manly manliness of wingnut men, shall we?

- Glenn Reynolds
- Hugh Hewitt
- Don Surber
- Erick Erickson
- Michael Barone
- Jay Ambrose
- Jonah Goldberg
- Thomas Sowell
- Ben Shapiro
- Bob Owens
- Ed Morrisey
- Chris Muir
- Michael Ramirez
- Brent Bozell

I mean, do I really need to go on? Just *picturing* these people is enough laffs to last you the weekend.

By: Wauwatosa Whacko

Wauwatosa Whacko — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:16:56 +0000

I dated a right-wing woman once. She was very attractive and an animal in the sack. Massive daddy issues. I was forwarded a clip of her on national television talking about the importance of morality and the strong cultural conservatism of my former state. It made me laugh my ass off, plus Obama carried the state.

I also keep in rare touch with two former right-wing chicks, both massively fucked in the head and who have, combined, probably slept with enough guys to fill FedEx.

By: Desargues

Desargues — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:22:50 +0000

What kind of a person knows things like Heckler and Cock and shit?

By: EcoRI

EcoRI — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:35:36 +0000

Am I the only one who thought the mental image of a Birkenstock-clad hiker girl rappelling down the side of a building with an H&K strapped to her back was actually kind of hot?

Maybe it's just me.

By: Desargues

Desargues — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:26:22 +0000

He soudns like his only knowledge of left-leaning women is from reruns of American Dad! But this leaves the daft lad with a bit of a conundrum. Right-wing bombshells won't be caught dead next to a sad loser like him, much less "cook him a steak" or give him a blow-job. And now, after his nasty hatchet job of a piece, not even the most charitable hairy-ankled, bebirkenstocked lefty chick would even consider mercy-fucking his sorry ass. Guess it's time to break out the chastity ring — again!!!

To channel my inner Henry Fairlie, this farm animal reminds everyone that conservatism is just one long, dimwitted grouch at the twentieth century.

But I'm mystified by his contention that furious shopping for Jimmy Choos revives the economy of America.