1. Required reading for anyone between the ages of 21 and 30. And maybe even a little beyond that.

2. What does Haiti really need? Chances are it's more than your old clothes and a few PayPal dollars.

3. Austrian Death Machine's new song "Get to the Choppa" might be the greatest thing ever. It is in reference to, of course, the classic Predator scene starring the world's most famous non-Hitler Austrian.