The real NPF is on the way, but until then please enjoy the following:
1. A gentleman in Mississippi claims to have shot the Chupacabra. The local newspaper's coverage includes quotes like:
The Mississippi Department of Wildlife and Fisheries reports the "Chupacabra" is a coyote with mange.
Locals, however, are not having any of it.
"I told him there ain't no way because, look at it," Hewharrell said.
I don't know how in the hell anyone can be a local newspaper reporter in Mississippi.
2. Rush Limbaugh wrote a history-adventure book for children. Only 102 shopping days until Christmas.