Evening. A nondescript conference room in an equally nondescript office tower somewhere in Real America where right-wing internet memes are created. A WILY VETERAN sits at one end of the cheap, laminate-topped table across from NEW GUY.
WV: "I don't care if we're here all night, we need to come up with some sort of pro-police meme. Something that everyone's friends from grade school will repost. Something that will seem brilliant to people who don't like thinking."
NG: "Should it be hackneyed?"
WV: "Oh good lord yes. Of course. Don't ask me silly questions, kid."
NG: "I'm sorry. Can we do something to imply that police are killed as often – or even more often – than police kill suspects or innocent bystanders?"
WV: "I knew there was a reason we hired you, kid. Whattaya have in mind?"
NG: "Definitely a photo collage so that everyone can see that they're Good People."
NG: "Yeah I mean white. Although maybe throw in a "clean" looking Mexican."
WV and NG, simultaneously: "So no one can say they're all white!" (laughter, the slapping of backs)
NG: "It turns out, though, that there aren't that many cops killed by suspects relative to the enormous number of people killed by police every year in the US."
WV: "Well that's a pickle. Ooh, that reminds me: I need to bring home pickles. How about we include cops who die of heart attacks while on duty, or in car accidents that have nothing to do with a suspect?"
NB: "I like where your head is, sir, but we can't just flat out lie and say a black person killed them."
WV: "We could, but let's see if we can't come up with something better." (grimaces in deep thought) "I've got it! Let's label it as officers killed 'In the Line of Duty'! Which is technically true! No matter how or why they die, we can count them as long as they're on the clock!"
NB, beaming: "You're an inspiration, sir. A goddamn inspiration."
WV: "If I wanted my ass kissed I'd be at home with a shelter dog, a jar of Smuckers, and a long-handled spatula. Now make sure to do it in Microsoft Paint so it looks real shitty."
NB: "Come on, sir. I know the drill." (laughter and mutual respect)