The last two entries have provided ginandtacos.com with an important series of lessons, for which we thank the internet goth porn community.
1. People who go to college are stupid, because one learns nothing there
2. Anyone who is not perpetually unemployed and was never a squatter must be rich and spoiled. People who go to college or have jobs aren't really "motivated" or "intelligent" or anything. It's just their luck for being born rich.
3. Taking pictures of one's pussy and selling them online is a noble pursuit. It is not pathetic.....in fact, it is those who do not accept it as the valid life choice it is that are pathetic.
4. Sean Hannity is right - the most effective way to insult someone is just to repeat the same thing over and over, irrespective of its lack of basis in fact.
5. People who have "internet personas" are not in any way socially backward, and guys who sit around online giving money to strangers for pictures of their genitals are not weird and creepy. Having internet friends is a more evolved form of having real ones.
6. Sailor tattoos, such as those that feature hearts, swallows, and anchors, are actually very cool, and they will still seem really cool when the bearer is 40. They are totally original and unique, and getting one is not an admission of a stunning and profound lack of originality or taste.
God damn. We have been so misguided all these years. We cannot thank Jessie and her legion of philosophes enough. Accordingly, we will be making a donation to her tattoo fund as soon as we can get some more money from our millionaire parents. We hope that it is spent well, either on cheap liquor, hot topic body jewelry, or for research that will attempt to figure out how one "fixes" a gigantic, disgusting tattoo around the circumfrence of the neck.
Posted by Ed at October 8, 2004 01:43 PM
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