April 20, 2005
IF WE WERE ANTELOPE, YOU'D BE THE FIRST ONE EATEN.
Note to students plagiarizing research papers: if you decide that it's a good idea to hand in a paper that consists of copying-and-pasting a Wikipedia entry, make sure you take out the html tags interspersed throughout the text before handing it in.
Ask anyone who knows me well - I love a good scam. I respect a clever thief. But conversely, there aren't really too many things I tolerate less than someone who's too lazy/stupid to put some thought and effort into their cheating.
April 17, 2005
DO THE SCHIAVO!
Hey, remember her? Yeah. Probably not. You won't hear her name again until the 2008 election, when the Republican hopefuls' diaphragms will practically be exploding with the desire to repeat it every 15 seconds.
In the meantime, enjoy the Do the Schiavo page, which collects random folks' best efforts at capturing the beauty and dignity that exemplified the whole ordeal. It's easy. Cock your head, make a stupid face.....and hold it for 15 years.
