LIKE THAT TYSON-SECRETARIAT FIGHT

What in God's name would posess someone to punch a horse? That's approximately equivalent to punching a minivan. Corey Logan found that out the hard way. $100 and 20 hours of community service later, he's still wondering how he avoided breaking every bone in his arm.

Why would anyone do such a thing? Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.

A TAYLOR HICKS BEATDOWN

So we somehow made a top 10 list of things to do in Indianapolis this weekend. Note that while we lag behind slightly more deserving acts like Kanye West and John Fogerty, we pwned the American Idols Live show.

I really wouldn't have it any other way.

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI