December 28, 2006

PUNISHMENT FOR SHOPLIFTING

The rumors are true. I'm getting married.

I understand that this is hard to believe on about 30 different levels. Believe me, I am as confused as you are. But let's not question it too much and just sort of accept it on faith.

Posted by Ed at 11:44 AM | Permalink | Comments (4)

December 26, 2006

STATE OF DENIAL

I cannot lie to myself or any of you. I don't give a shit that Michael Bay is directing it. I don't care that the kid in the trailer is wearing a Strokes t-shirt. And I don't care that I'm 28.

Now that they've released a decent trailer, I'm really fuckin' excited to see this.

Posted by Ed at 08:13 AM | Permalink | Comments (6)