Sir Robert Burnett's London Dry Gin
ESTIMATED PRICE: $5
TASTES SORT OF LIKE: Nectar
MAY CAUSE BEHAVIOR SUCH AS: Belligerence, improved wit, overall godliness
PROS: This is the best and cheapest gin on the planet. It
tastes better when the bottle is taunted by phrases like "Who's your
daddy?" and "Bring it, bitch!". Mixes with anything and is one of the
best shot-taking gins on the market.
CONS: This gin's only sin is not being more plentiful.
NOTES: The creators of this webpage show this gin who's
boss on a regular basis. Mike credits it for his robust health, Erik
for its knowledge-boosting powers, and Ed for its ability to put hair
where there was no hair before. Taste it and you'll see why Sir Robert is our patron saint.