IT WILL ALWAYS BE "COMISKEY PARK" TO ME

And this is the reason.

LET THE FUCKING BEGIN

Alternate title: Commence to Fuckin'.

To our loyal Bloomington readers - of which I suspect there are none - Tremendous Fucking is ready to tune up for its upcoming Global Domination Tour with a show this Thursday (June 2) at Second Story. Showtime is 10:00 PM and our high-decibel audio colonic will be the evening's final performance, so count on us hitting the stage circa midnight. I should note that bands with talent will also be on hand to entertain you, including perennial Bloomington favorites the Sump Pumps and Goodhands Team.

The cost is four American dollars. Pay it, fuckers.