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Dave Kehr was an excellent movie critic for the Chicago Reader from 1974 to 1985; he helped established the tone of the Reader's reviews as being the beachhead against the Pauline Kael style of movie criticism that would later dominate all of movie-reviewing; he created the mold for Jonathan Rosenbaum to fill at a later date.

Kehr left his Chicago, like everyone does, to arrive already obscelent in New York City. Where the reader gave him pages and pages (and love!), The New York Times gives him 4 paragraphs to review whatever A.O. Scott and Stephen Holden pass over (for instance, he got to review The Rock's latest movie).

Kehr gives as good as a stab at explaining what Tarantino is up to in Kill Bill as anyone I've seen. And he knows more than enough to walk you through some of the more rocky references; things like the difference between the skillful Chinese martial arts movie tradition versus the sloppy and blood-soaked Japanese tradition , and where spaghetti westerns fit into it all. He also catches a lot that I missed (confession: I had no idea that David Carradine was the monk from the TV series Kung-Fu that is brought up in Pulp Fiction). If the second part is actually focused on various forms of westerns it gives me hope that the Vol. split in the movie wasn't just a marketing decision or a last minute hesitation but actually fits into the overall project.


And damn if that Uma Thurman as John Wayne in "Searchers" shot doesn't make me want to simultaneously hug and slap the guy.

THAT SPINNING SOUND IS JUST KURT, DEAR.

I'm starting to think that Courtney Love is not human, but instead she is a bizarre sociological experiment in which Stanford researchers are trying to see just how far the envelope of talentless cuntery can be pushed before the nation collectively vomits.

Click here to hear a clip of a song off her new album. Really, do it. It's only 10 seconds long.

Now, it doesn't exactly take an intricate knowledge of chord theory to note the EVER SO SLIGHT resemblance to another song that you may be familiar with.
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If you need to cleanse yourself after that clip audibly shat upon your soul, stop by the ginandtacos.com music page and read up on some music that was not written with a pen full of bile upon paper fashioned from the charred remains of our sense of decency.

Private Enterprise defending the castle

Like the rest of the United States, media or otherwise, I had never heard about Blackwater Security until last week, when four of it's private contractors were killed in the Sunni Triangle. And again, like everyone else, I assumed that they were private contractors, hired to do the things that the army couldn't, like putting out oil fires or getting the electricity back up and running.

So it was very surprising when I flipped open the Post to find a story about Blackwater Security guards being the only people defending the government's base in Najaf (their headline: Private Guards Repel Attack on U.S. Headquarters). During all the rioting going on in Iraq over the weekend, several hundred armed Iraqis stormed the CPA's main government building in Najaf – and the only people who held them off were 1 marine and 8 Blackwater Security guards.
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Also, Blackwater "sent in its own helicopters amid an intense firefight to resupply its commandos with ammunition". Wow, that sounds like something the military should be doing, not hiring people to do. It's important to note that in the picture above, from the CPA, with the exception of the one marine in camos everyone else is one of those private contractors you hear about (evidently not putting out oil fires – notice how that one guy is wearing a collared work shirt with his assult rifle!!!)

What's the benefit to Bush of doing things this way? One is that he doesn't have to count these people as soliders – making the number of americans gunning away in Iraq less. The other? From the Post: "A Defense Department spokesman said that there were no military reports about the opening hours of the siege on CPA headquarters in Najaf because there were no military personnel on the scene.
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" So much for accountability and transparency.

The government, the military and the people they serve/protect will be able to get the reports on that seige from Blackwater headquarters the day after you can subpoena the secret herbs and spices from KFC.

HEY, DOES ANYONE KNOW THE ARABIC FOR "UNCLE TOM"?

The situation in Iraq is, of course, asinine to the point that it isn't even worth going into.

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But in light of today's well-organized violent uprising in the city of Ramadi (12 US Marines killed, per CNN) we here at ginandtacos.com would just like to start openly soliciting bets for how long the puppet government we've set up will last after we hand it over.

Which is currently scheduled to happen on June 30.

Remember, America, it's not like Vietnam. Vietnam has TREES and Iraq has NO TREES. Can't you see the difference, pinko?

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It really is shameless. You would think one prominent pop musician baring her breasts in public would be enough for one year. However, not to be upstaged, and possibly fearing that her truly dignified lesbianesque imagery was fading from public eye, Britney Spears experienced a similar "wardrobe malfunction" last night in front of a innocent unsuspecting crowd of radio executives (affectionately described by Roe Conn of WLS am as balding and wearing silk jackets). Although no one is accusing her of doing it intentionally, good god, can't she afford clothing that won't break apart under the stress of singing sappy teen pop?

This girl is clearly losing it. I suppose this really shouldn't surprise anyone. I guess when you are constantly trying to out-skank yourself, things are bound to take a turn for the worse. But hell, since we are all human and enjoy a good train wreck lets take a step back for a moment and examine these pictures displayed in chronological order.

1999 2002 2004

Well, that was amusing for about 37 seconds. If you are really interested in this story, the only place I have found reporting it is listed below. And no you creepy bastard, there are no pictures…..and I imagine all of those middle aged radio executives are fine upstanding members of society and they will never find their way onto the internet.

The only place reporting this as of right now

And remember, regardless of what her publicist says, nothing- under any circumstances- ever happens in Las Vegas at 6 AM while sober. Nothing.

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DON'T WORRY, THE MARKET IS JUST CORRECTING YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING

On the heels of the "308,000 new jobs created in March", corporate America has been displaying its rapier sense of irony. In the past five business days…


Gateway – closing all retail stores, cutting 2,500 jobs
Sun Microsystems – 3,300 layoffs announced on Thursday
Bank of America – 12,500 management-level positions eliminated today
Thomson – 600 research & development jobs eliminated
SBC Ameritech – 4000 layoffs announced in December begin taking effect
IBM – 4700 layoffs announced in early January begin taking effect
Todd Pacific – nation's largest ocean shipping company fires 500
Washington Mutual Insurance – 200 more layoffs bring their total since August to 7,400
Raytheon – makers of the Patriot missile can 72 administrative workers effective April 1
MCI Telecom – Announce 4000 layoffs, blaming "do-not-call" lists for reducing call center staff
Lockheed Martin – 45 administrative layoffs, effective immediately
Axicom Database Solutions – 230 jobs terminated, tipping the balance for the company's overseas workforce (6,430) to outnumber the domestic (6,388)
Wayne County – Detroit, Michigan announces off 2300 city employees, including 900 public school teachers, will be laid off effective July 1.
Mellon Financial Services – 300 jobs moved from Everett, WA to India. Everett city leaders investigating the possibility of suing the company.
Kraft Foods – announce that 400 Niles, IL factory jobs will be eliminated on January 1.
Johnson Controls – manufacturing giant announced that 1,065 factory jobs in Kentucky and Wisconsin will be moved to Mexico in July
Steelcase Inc – world's #1 office furniture manufacturer eliminates 9,300 jobs worldwide
EMI Records – 1500 jobs eliminated, including Jacksonville, IL manufacturing facility

That's IN THE LAST FIVE FUCKING DAYS, PEOPLE.

But you would be a fool, and possibly a terrorist, to overlook the tremendous gains the economy made in the crucial "grocery baggers returning to work after a strike" and "migrant fruit pickers" industries, which collectively "created" 203,000 jobs during March.

See, all that matters is the aggregate number of jobs, you silly pinko. If a million people lose a million well-paid jobs but the economy responds by creating a million menial, service-industry, minimum wage, no-benefits jobs, then we didn't really lose any jobs at all.

Oh, and here's one of the links (along with cnbc.com) that provided this information.

Have a nice day.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

One of the legacies of Pulp Fiction across the way smaller, more independent film is done in America is an emphasis on cleverness. Like a lot of things, Tarantino inherited this from the French New Wave and immediately made it his own, and was talented (or lucky, depending on your opinion) enough to do a good job of it. An emphasis on subtle (and not-so-subtle) allusions to all of pop culture, a bag full of narrative tricks and devices, the kind of cinematography and editing that seemed designed to simply show off, characters who are either too-cool-for-school or sad losers to whom you can feel superior, and a knowing audience (and the baseline cynicism they bring) were suddenly very in vogue – something that was made concrete by the surprise major success of “The Usual Suspects.”

Enter the cleverest of a generation of clever screenwriters, Charlie Kaufman. His movies are the kind of complex brain puzzles that get so lost in its own style that it views the idea of having to have an ending with contempt (Adaptation). He was so good at this, his movies seemed like the possible culmination of the *wink wink* snarky cinema for which the 90s will probably be remembered. So it’s so satisfying to see him be behind a movie that has one of the strongest emotional cores of any movie released this decade: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

In this movie, Jim Carrey stars as a man named Joel Barish, yet another prototypical Kauffman loser stand-in, dating the vibrant but troubled Clementine Kruczynski (Kate Winslet). After a particularly nasty breakup, Clementine goes through a process where all her memories of their relationship are erased from her head. Joel, after learning about this, decides to go through the same procedure, but while his memories are being erased decides he doesn’t want it and tries to fight back. That’s where things get interesting.

For a movie that sounds on its surface to be a sci-fi thriller to turn out to be such a complex reflection on memory, and the way we remember and forget the things that matter the most to us is a very pleasant surprise. The cast is all in top shape. Jim Carrey is able to blend into the movie and serve its goal rather than dominate every scene.

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A group of young technicians who are performing the service while getting stoned and talking about The Clash all provide a perfect balance to the rollercoaster going on in Joel’s head. The cast aside, most of this movie can probably be attributed to esteemed director Michel Gondry. Kaufman penned the story off an initial idea by Gondry – and you can tell the director had a lot to say on this subject matter.

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This movie will force you, as it did me, to sit down and think about the way you remember and forget the emotional parts of your memories. My favorite memories all have colors and tones associated with them, just like this movie. Some parts have virtual spotlights on them, while others blur at the peripheries, something that is accomplished with some really amazing camerawork. When I forget something, it’s not the “remembered/forgotten” binary of most movies (Memento, all Hollywood amnesia thrillers); I lose the little things before losing the big ones. As Joel’s memory fades, he forgets faces on strangers and all the small details that fill out a picture; the borders fade into darkness, grays and whites and then it’s all gone. It’s a remarkable way of handling the subject.

That the ending works so well in this movie may have to be attributed to Gondry. Without giving too much away, it has more in common with the screwball romantic comedy genre of the 40s (think Doris Day) than anything else – and in less capable hands it could have easily been just dismissed as a clever name-drop. Or maybe this was Kaufman’s idea all along and we are seeing the birth of a brand new thing: cleverness for the sake of moving the audience, not pandering to them.

Club Sandwiches, Not Seals

Update! I want to direct everyone to the website posted by liz in the comments: the link

It good to know that there are many young Newfoundlanders out there club in hand just waiting to join the noble ranks of the baby seal hunters. I wonder what a seal medallion or burger tastes like?

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First of all, I have no idea what you do with a baby seal pelt? Can anyone help me out here? Are seal skin pants the latest fashion in the Czech Republic or something? Correct me if I'm wrong, but it just doesn't seem like seal is really the color of the season.
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Second, after decades of scandal and protest, can't this industry find some better way to carry out business than to have large swarthy canadian men lumbering across the snow covered seaside with large clubs crushing the skulls of baby animals right in front of the waiting cameras of animal rights activists? I mean honestly, look how politely the beef industry hides itself from public eye. Not since Upton Sinclair has anyone really had to witness it.

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Here are the actual Monster.com listings for "employment oppertunities" in Iraq:

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Not that I know anything about really being employed, but if I were you I would take a serious look at the listings for "interogator" or "debriefer". Sounds like a good time.