GINANDTACOS.COM – WORKING HARDER THAN A ONE-LEGGED MAN PLAYING SOCCER

And it's all for you.

Far from having shot our entire creative wad with the grand re-opening of the site on April 1, there are plenty of new things coming up to help you waste time at work.

– The (upcoming) Ginandtacos.com tribute to Media Consolidation. It's a comprehensive list of who owns what (it took a while to compile, seeing as how ClearChannel owns 900+ radio stations) along with an interactive game: We give you a major media outlet and you guess which bloated plutocrat of the airwaves owns it!

– New movie and music reviews. The summer movie season is right around the corner, and we know you can't live without knowing why nothing is going to be worth your $7.50.

– A new weekly Ginandtacos.com column in The Hub, a Champaign-Urbana weekly newspaper. Media critics everywhere praise The Hub for its high standards and cutting-edge reporting. Michael Moore raves: "There is no doubt about the fact that The Hub is printed weekly". Noted media critic Douglas Rushkoff observes: "It used to be called 'The Octopus'."

– For our new Champaign readers coming from The Hub's weekly column, please check out our Drinking in Champaign feature full of reviews of every bar worth (and not worth) going to in your city.

– Comics page updates from Mike.

And of course, more daily ranting. So don't go away just yet. While you're waiting, have you perused Mike's "On children, by children"? It chronicles the writings of some of his former (rich white suburban) summer camp students, featuring such musings as "Why it's important not to be queer" and "Why I hate mexicans".

Good times. Good times.