Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!

Posted in Uncategorized on October 15th, 2004 by Mike

And I also want to wear this shirt. Deal with it.

Order it here. You should wear it too. Order several. She has other shirts in varying degrees of production, including one that has the number "773" on it with a little note in the catalog saying "best area code ever (except for 312)." The fact that she has written such an accurate sentence means you should all give her money on principle – you can also wear that shirt as a bonus.


Posted in Rants on October 15th, 2004 by Ed

In case anyone has failed to notice, Jay Leno (on the heels of his retirement announcement and plummeting ratings) has started telling the media he is very liberal.

For those who stopped watching his show when it ceased being funny (15 years ago), Leno has consistently refused to touch politics in his safe-as-possible-for-the-advertisers monologues. He also hosted the Governator's inauguration and allowed him on the show several times during his campaign last year.

However, Jay is starting to realize how many viewers he's losing to Letterman, Stewart and Conan because, well, people want to hear our President ridiculed. So he has taken to calling reporters at random (seriously) and yelling at them about what a liberal he is. He even "used to" read Mother Jones.

Well, I'm sold. Because, really, selling is what his show is all about.