Month: October 2006

Here's a story that the raging-liberal American media has done an excellent job of sweeping under the rug to appease the higher-ups in the Pentagon.

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Apparently the military has devised a new way to stop the reporting of unfavorable information: killing journalists.

Now, it's a bit hypocritical to suddenly be up in arms over the deaths of western journalists at the hands of the US military; they've been lighting up middle eastern journalists by the dozen for three years now.

Nevertheless it's pretty shocking to see how the Department of Defense allows its American Heroes to murder journalists for having the gall to actually do investigative journalism (i.e., anything beyond sitting in the Green Zone and regurgitating Pentagon press releases).
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Top work, guys! These "accidents" have a way of "happening," after all.

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Well, to absolutely no one's surprise, the DPRK is now nukeular. Good thing we've spent the last 3 years pissing away our resources and credibility in Iraq. After all, we had some very reliable Russian intelligence (which turned out to be forged, of course) indicating that they were trying to buy low-grade enriched uraniaum from the Sudan. And aluminum tubes. TUBES, people. Tubes. That's some serious shit.

That obviously posed a much more serious threat than North Korea's real, honest-to-god nuclear weapons program at Yongbon, the existence of which was confirmed during Clinton's first term.

For the record, I hope you're all aware that North Korean nuclear weapons pose no direct threat to the United States. That is, they don't have the capability to deliver them to the lower 48. The Nodong-2 (Ahahaha. No dong. Whee.) is a modified Scud missile, meaning it's about as accurate as a medieval catapult and has barely as much range. The Taepodong-2 is three-stage and has theoretical range to hit the US, but it's yet to experience a successful test. So North Korean ballistic missile technology is just about to the point American technology reached in 1948. Good work, retards.

So the "threat" to the United States is minimal.
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But Japan, South Korea, Southeast Asia, and American soil in the Pacific rim….that's another story altogether. They might want to stock up on SPF 100,000 sunblock.
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Bravo, George. Thanks for being officially asleep at the switch on this one.

There's only one thing a blogger can do in response to a post that bores the living shit out of everyone who lays eyes on it – do a follow-up a few months later.

So now that the primaries are over, let's take another look at them there Senate races. I'll take a look at my predictions from May, make fun of them where appropriate, and talk about where we stand for November 8. Please note that I'm getting poll numbers from a number of excellent sources of aggregated public opinion research, including this one, Rasmussen, and Real Clear.

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Woodward's "State of Denial" is by no means a bad book. Nor is it a book you'd fail to find informative and thoughtful. I'm just not convinced that you will learn all that much new information.
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At the risk of getting nasty phone calls from Woodward's lawyers (don't worry guys, this site has like 4 readers), let me spoilerize the book:

1. George W. Bush is completely surrounded with yes-men, and he immediately expunges anyone who questions (or fails to affirm) his pre-programmed conception of reality like a body rejecting a donor organ.

2. Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are far, far more concerned with handing out war profiteering deals from the "Rebuilding Iraq" cookie jar than they are with the constant stream of contradictory information from people on the ground.

3. The Neocon Economic Year Zero for Iraq plan has very quietly been admitted an abject failure.

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For example, the book's subjects are shocked to learn that terminating the jobs of 400,000 people who worked for the Iraqi government without offering alternative employment (because Iraq was a lab experiment to show that the private sector will do that, kids!) has resulted in A) abject poverty and B) a whole lot of those destitute people heading over to the insurgent camp so they could be, you know, fed and clothed.

And sorry Bob, Naomi Klein nailed this one a long time ago.

Now, did you really not know any of that? Spend your time on the internet doing much more important and hilarious things.

ps – 22 American soldiers, mostly Marines, killed in Iraq in the last 72 hours. But it's alright, killing Zarqawi was the nail in the coffin of the insurgency.

Pull up a chair and watch the GOP House leadership try to turn Mark Foley's fiasco into Watergate or Iran-Contra: that is, who knew what and when did they know it?

In essence, Hastert, Reynolds, et al are arguing that they didn't have access to the "sexually explicit" electronic messages Foley sent to underage male pages until after his resignation. Prior to that, they merely knew that he had "overly friendly" communication with the pages.
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Which is apparently OK.

To sum up: it is alright for a married, 50 year-old Congressman in the party that practically trips over itself bringing up "family values" every 10 minutes to hit on or otherwise get "overly friendly" with 16 year old boys so long as any communication is not sexually explicit. It's OK to be creepy, just don't leave any smoking-gun evidence. Intellectually, this argument (coming forth from Hastert, Boehner, and Reynolds) means that the leadership is not concerned with whether or not Foley's behavior was inappropriate.
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They were concerned about how much evidence he left behind and whether or not they could safely ignore it. Plausible deniability. Iran-Contra.

This is officially gut-check time for the GOP. Do Republican voters hold their party accountable to the family values they hold dear?
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Or do they just ignore the fact that their leaders don't give two flying fucks about family values but instead are willing to say, do, and conceal anything and everything in the interest of maintaining power?
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I think the answer is obvious – they blame it all on the Democrats and stay the course.

I think it's clear that we need some sort of official seal. Need no more.