*80s stand-up comic voice*
Diddler on the roof! ...
Going under anaesthetic involved me signing documents confirming that the hospital warned me not to “enter into any contracts or legal agreements” for 12 hours after coming out of it and, no joke, I’d watch a 10 part prestige streaming series about whatever incident led to them adding that warning. ...
Jude says:
Latest ESPN-approved Saints excuse: "…..ooh, the field conditions…"
this preceded it: "…ooh, the weather conditions…"
Excuses always sound good to those who need them.