EPIC

Posted in Rants on July 24th, 2007 by Ed

Actual conversation between myself and an employee of our fine National Park Service. Tuesday morning. El Morro, New Mexico.

(Ed enters ranger station, notes foul odor.)
Ed: "Pardon me, but something smells awful."
Ranger: "I believe that's you, sir."

(Ed pauses reflectively, concurs.)
Ed: "I see. Well, good day to you."

Like it's my fault I haven't showered in 4 days. And have cumulatively walked about 25 miles in desert heat. Someone offer me a shower and I will gladly take it.

Thanks again to Mike for holding down the fort in my absence. I look forward to getting back this weekend. And showering.

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