Take comfort in the fact that every time someone types out the phrases "should of (sic) complied" or "play stupid games win stupid prizes" a spirit appears like in A Christmas Carol and shows them the future where they die alone without ever having known the love of another living being.
We hear you, we see you, and we know - as you do - that you're a miserable sorta-excuse for a human being who will never know a moment's happiness let alone be tolerable to any other person. Your existence is a cancer on the world and everyone forced to encounter you, even for a moment, is worse off for it. And unlike this woman shot down in cold blood, the moment you die will pass entirely unnoticed and unremaked upon. It will be like you never existed, and you know every word I said here is true. That's why you act the way you do and talk the way you do - because at night, when you're alone, you know all of this. The only thing that never occurs to you is that everyone around you knows it about you, too. You think your act fools anyone, and that's the scariest thing to you: the possibility that people see you for the coward you are.
They do. We do. Sleep tight. ...
It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.
If you're grasping for anything to feel good about right now - and that's a very difficult thing to find - feel good about the fact that not everyone is as much of a spineless, collaborating coward as our elites. Total strangers will risk their lives to stand next to you. ...
OliverWendelHolmslice says:
The whole "God hates you" because he made it rain reminds me of one of the funniest damn things I've ever seen in mocking the religious right:
Last year it rained at the NYC Gay Pride Parade and there is always a small and obnoxious group of evangelical protesters with signs like "God Hates Fags" cordoned off in a small area. It started to rain as we passed by their desperate outcry for sexual liberation expressed as political hate speech, and they kept yelling about how the rain was proof that God hated us. This fierce queen next to me decided he had had enough and screamed "BULLSHIT HONEY!! GOD DOESN'T HATE US, HE JUST GAVE US A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!"…at which point a large group of men took their shirts off and gyrated in front of the protesters. The sun wound up breaking through later in the day anyway and a merry time was had by all.
Maybe the right could learn a thing or two…although I hope they keep their shirts on.
Evan says:
That might be misconstrued as support for the "theory" of climate change.
Debra says:
I had the thought earlier that it is the left getting the "god wink" with the incredible ignorance that has brought us this gift of teabagging led by a man called Dick Armey….priceless!!
Daniel says:
Can anyone can confirm if Hannity really did his show live from one of the protests in Atlanta? Has Fox News turned into ESPN???? I know that MSNBC did this for the conventions last summer, but this is ridiculous even for Fox News. What is this, College Gameday? Quick, someone make Hannity wear a pig costume!!! Who ya got Sean, LSU or Georgia???
J. A. Baker says:
Sean Hannity IS Lee Corso!
J. A. Baker says:
Seeing as how these teabagging events are allegedly taking place nationwide, such a claim would be transparently ridiculous, but totally in character for these doofuses.
Kevin says:
I need to fucking move…
http://blogs.chron.com/texaspolitics/archives/2009/04/perry_says_texa.html
If you go to the Houston Chronicle's main page (www.chron.com) you can listen to a woman compare today's teabagging to the protests of the early 70's…. something tells me she didn't participate in those…
Peggy says:
@Oliver:
a)your handle cracks me up every time and I love it.
b)WET TSHIRT CONTEST. This is why I love drag queens. (That and all the jealousy glitter, I suppose.)