*King Missile voice*
Bisexual Forecast ...
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Take comfort in the fact that every time someone types out the phrases "should of (sic) complied" or "play stupid games win stupid prizes" a spirit appears like in A Christmas Carol and shows them the future where they die alone without ever having known the love of another living being.
We hear you, we see you, and we know - as you do - that you're a miserable sorta-excuse for a human being who will never know a moment's happiness let alone be tolerable to any other person. Your existence is a cancer on the world and everyone forced to encounter you, even for a moment, is worse off for it. And unlike this woman shot down in cold blood, the moment you die will pass entirely unnoticed and unremaked upon. It will be like you never existed, and you know every word I said here is true. That's why you act the way you do and talk the way you do - because at night, when you're alone, you know all of this. The only thing that never occurs to you is that everyone around you knows it about you, too. You think your act fools anyone, and that's the scariest thing to you: the possibility that people see you for the coward you are.
They do. We do. Sleep tight. ...
It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.
If you're grasping for anything to feel good about right now - and that's a very difficult thing to find - feel good about the fact that not everyone is as much of a spineless, collaborating coward as our elites. Total strangers will risk their lives to stand next to you. ...
svnski says:
Dude, there's a restaurant called 'Fred'. You have to go there and report back. Gets good reviews too.
http://www.tripadvisor.com.au/Restaurant_Review-g303322-d1051342-Reviews-Fred-Brasilia_Federal_District.html
Dr. Mac says:
Good lord! According to Playboy, there are several 6'3" brown, semi-naked women at every turn.
c u n d gulag says:
OY,
I didn't know you were still posting while on vacation.
I checked here this morning, and saw the new short posts, and went, "D'OH!"
Oh well.
At least I spared the rest of the commenters here some of my endless word-turds, so you gave them a vacation from me!
Enjoy the rest of your well-earned vacation!!!
Stay thirsty, my friend.
And, safe!
c u n d gulag says:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/21/brazil-crime-world-cup_n_5368592.html
RUH-ROW, RASTRO!
Now, I REALLY mean, 'stay safe," Ed!
Whatver says:
Brasilia: hosting some of the finest concrete carbuncles in the world!
mothra says:
Well you DID say you weren't going to have any fun there.
fernando_g says:
An acquaintance that has been to both Brasilia and Canberra tells me that they are "sister cities" in a wicked way.
Both were centrally planned by wishful architects and urban planners, that robs them of the natural disorder and anarchy of "natural" cities, which makes them both bland and soul-less.
I've never been to either one, so whoever has, please comment on the accuracy of that statement.
Junkyard Jesse says:
Don't you know everyone in Brazil is fucking all night long?
Hiram says:
One of my favorite jokes! I like a slightly different punch line, though:
"How many zeroes are there in a brazillion?"
God, I miss W sometimes. Never for more than a few seconds before I get pissed off again, but sometimes.