"Hi, it's me, Kirk. Welcome to the Way of the Master"

My god. This isn't a joke. Please, for the love of all that is good, go to: The Way of the Master webpage and make sure you click on "high speed" – trust me, it's worth it.

"The Way of the Master" sounds too much like a Chinese martial arts movie to be taken seriously. You are going to want to believe that this is a hoax – but I don't think it is.

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4 Responses to “"Hi, it's me, Kirk. Welcome to the Way of the Master"”

  1. Ed Says:

    It's like "The Passion" cross-bred with Kill Bill.

    Plus crap.

  2. kat Says:

    it's apparently much more interesting to not be christian. granted it's more confusing, but confusing-faliable.

    little kirk was much cuter before he found jesus.

  3. Nick Says:

    The "yes" and "no" audio samples are stolen from the character "Bit" in Tron.

    Check it:
    http://www.dekorte.com/Nostalgia/Tron/Audio/Bit/

  4. amanda Says:

    thanks for this mike. you have saved my eternal soul, and i am now dropping to my knees to apologize to the good lord for lusting after his disciple kirk in my adolescence.