Take comfort in the fact that every time someone types out the phrases "should of (sic) complied" or "play stupid games win stupid prizes" a spirit appears like in A Christmas Carol and shows them the future where they die alone without ever having known the love of another living being.
We hear you, we see you, and we know - as you do - that you're a miserable sorta-excuse for a human being who will never know a moment's happiness let alone be tolerable to any other person. Your existence is a cancer on the world and everyone forced to encounter you, even for a moment, is worse off for it. And unlike this woman shot down in cold blood, the moment you die will pass entirely unnoticed and unremaked upon. It will be like you never existed, and you know every word I said here is true. That's why you act the way you do and talk the way you do - because at night, when you're alone, you know all of this. The only thing that never occurs to you is that everyone around you knows it about you, too. You think your act fools anyone, and that's the scariest thing to you: the possibility that people see you for the coward you are.
They do. We do. Sleep tight. ...
It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.
If you're grasping for anything to feel good about right now - and that's a very difficult thing to find - feel good about the fact that not everyone is as much of a spineless, collaborating coward as our elites. Total strangers will risk their lives to stand next to you. ...
Ed says:
Early favorites to replace him include a bag of sand or whichever GOP State Rep is ready to retire, willing to let them toss his name on the ballot, and alright with getting fucking annihilated by Obama in name if not in spirit.
mike says:
I think that guy Ryan hired to follow Obama with the camera should run against him. Just Baby Jesus himself could run and he would still get clobbered at this point.
I love how the analysis is that they are pulling him not to win the seat, but just so Ryan doesn't pull down people running for Congress or Water Commisioner or any other seat in the state.
erik says:
Christ, I leave for a week….
All I can say is that it is about time for us to start a grass roots campaign for Ed Burmila, Republican for US senate.
Ed says:
Update: as usual, the 1985 Bears have come to the rescue. Dave Duerson may run.