The state of my fridge, saturday afternoon

Happy Birthday to me. Just so you kids know, at a Binny's Beverage Depot Sir Robert Burnett Gin sells for $12.95 for 1.75L.

Read that again. 1.75L. Most gins at 1.75L top the $30 mark – Sir Robert Burnett stays under the $13 mark. And it has a plastic bottle, so when the other creators of and I polish it for my b-day tonight and drop it on the floor, it will just bounce.

I'm not familiar with British customs, but if it is possible to knight a man twice it needs to be done to Sir Robert Burnett.

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8 Responses to “The state of my fridge, saturday afternoon”

  1. Dave Says:

    It's a curious tradition, and I'm not sure where it started, but it turns out a man can be knighted twice, once he has proved to the queen that he can fill a bathtub with gin for less than $100.

    Happy Birthday.

  2. erik Says:

    Yes, us Americans have undying respect for your queen and her unflinching appreciation for excessively cheap liquors.

  3. Ambrosini Says:

    Happy Birthday Mike. I'm sure as I post this you are lying in a pool of your own vomit somewhere.

  4. nana Says:

    jarvis is running… i'm awaiting the call.

  5. Liz Says:

    Happy Birthday Mike.

    I hope you all slept in the softest taco beds ever cleft by human hands.

  6. mike Says:

    thanks all! Pictures of my b-day will be posted eventually…needless to say I'll never completely trust El Famous Burrito Brand Salsa the same way again.

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