Day: September 29, 2004

ELECTION 2004: THE CAR WRECK YOU CAN'T STOP STARING AT

Posted on | by Ed | 24 Comments on ELECTION 2004: THE CAR WRECK YOU CAN'T STOP STARING AT

As much as my heart of hearts wants to believe that these photos are fake, I know they're as real as Dick Cheney's pacemaker. Years from now, I will be thankful that I saved this montage of the cast of Election 2004 so that I may recall them fondly beside a crackling fireplace as the wind rustles through my Personal Retirement Savings Account.
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Some of these photos are unintentionally hilarious, and some contain less subtle comedic value. But they share in common the fact that, as Americans, we have no recourse but to laugh at them.
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Enjoy.


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Edwards proposes we send sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads to Iraq

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Note: $500 prize to anyone who can explain why the Governator is pointing a weapon at a handicapped person

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Top Secret: Dick I think Condi likes you. Do you like her back? y/n?

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"I wonder if he likes me…….."

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The Governator: "I WILL DESTROY THIS GIRLIE TACO"

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Bush practices his patented solution to dealing with the suffering of others

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So it's come to this……

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"This is how I solve all my problems."

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Women indeed……..

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"Holy shit! A colored person!"

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No administration has ever been so successful at mixing macho military gun-lust with homoeroticism

This is why we have elections: because we couldn't possibly make these people up. May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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and father taught us boundaries…

Posted on | by Mike | 1 Comment on and father taught us boundaries…

Have you been looking to donate to moveon.org but, like me, are too apathetic and lazy to donate money without getting anything in return? I came close with the amazing Errol Morris switch ads, but, like most, I just couldn't crack my wallet.

Well, here is everyone's chance. This week only, Mission of Burma's vocalist/guitarist Roger Miller is selling off a chunk of his private Mission of Burma collection, both records and ephemera, on ebay. All proceeds go to moveon.org. As far as I can find moveon.org, coming out of their virtual yard sale, isn't shooting out an email or promoting this on their webpage, so I'm getting out the word here.

Because really, if the chance of owning Roger Miller's own acetate copy of "Signals, Calls & Marches" isn't going to get you to crack the piggy bank and donate, then nothing is.