ELECTION 2004: THE CAR WRECK YOU CAN'T STOP STARING AT

As much as my heart of hearts wants to believe that these photos are fake, I know they're as real as Dick Cheney's pacemaker. Years from now, I will be thankful that I saved this montage of the cast of Election 2004 so that I may recall them fondly beside a crackling fireplace as the wind rustles through my Personal Retirement Savings Account.

Some of these photos are unintentionally hilarious, and some contain less subtle comedic value. But they share in common the fact that, as Americans, we have no recourse but to laugh at them. Enjoy.


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Edwards proposes we send sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads to Iraq

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Note: $500 prize to anyone who can explain why the Governator is pointing a weapon at a handicapped person

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Top Secret: Dick I think Condi likes you. Do you like her back? y/n?

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"I wonder if he likes me…….."

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The Governator: "I WILL DESTROY THIS GIRLIE TACO"

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Bush practices his patented solution to dealing with the suffering of others

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So it's come to this……

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"This is how I solve all my problems."

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Women indeed……..

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"Holy shit! A colored person!"

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No administration has ever been so successful at mixing macho military gun-lust with homoeroticism

This is why we have elections: because we couldn't possibly make these people up. May God have mercy on all of our souls.

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24 Responses to “ELECTION 2004: THE CAR WRECK YOU CAN'T STOP STARING AT”

  1. mike Says:

    is condi referring to her own tig ol' bitties or someone else's?

  2. Ed Says:

    I think it is painfully clear that she represents her own titties.

  3. tambrosi Says:

    Pretty funny but you can tell that the gun picture is obviously photoshopped. Besides the fact that I've seen the picture without the gun, you can see him folding his hand behind the gun :)

  4. mike Says:

    Prove this forgery (along with the Lohan implants thing) if you are to accuse us of blogging without Honor!

  5. Liz Says:

    Exhibit A

    Exhibit B

  6. Liz Says:

    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004161.html

    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005046.html

  7. tambrosi Says:

    Man, I just got called out. I've been searching for 15 minutes and I can't even find the pic you put up of it. I'm a failure, but its time to drown my sorrows away at $1 bottle night at Legends.

    I will continue my search for the photo tomorrow. You will not win Mike.

    Tim

  8. mike Says:

    Liz – You are with honor. However, those pictures aren't convinicing. Send more. Send tons of them.

    Tim – you are without honor.

    If you were a samurai falsely accusing the integrity of our blog, I would demand commit seppuku (I would take the honor of beheading you).

    If you were a Klingon attacking the honor of our blog, I would challenge you to an honor duel with Bat'leths.

    Since this is ginandtacos, I'm just going to call you a little bitch.

  9. Liz Says:

    http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/2004/05/lindsay-lohans-breast-implants-lindsay.html

  10. Ed Says:

    Say what you will about the Arnold-retard picture, the one of Arnold and the taco is indisputable and equally amazing.

  11. tambrosi Says:

    Yes it is Ed though that's an In and Out Burger and not a taco.
    http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=674212

    and Liz, that was the implant proof I saw before, just couldn't find it :)

    As for Mike…
    I still haven't found your Arnold pic, but I did come across this.
    http://teambiohazard.tdh.com/mike.jpg

  12. mike Says:

    :(

    I wanted to see fake Lohan titty, not fake Lohan titty scar tissue.

    I am sad now. I hope you are happy.

    Tim, the english language can't even describe you anymore. Luckily there are other languages: Tim, usted es una peque

  13. tambrosi Says:

    that may be true, but at least I'm not the one holding the Woman sign in the picture.

  14. kat Says:

    And here I was just going to quote the opening of a Rolling Stone article (http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/_/id/6388250/lindsaylohan?pageid=rs.Artistcage&pageregion=triple3).

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