If you're not following me on Bluesky you're missing out on a marathon of fun paired history facts about the countries in every World Cup matchup, featuring once-in-a-lifetime sentences like "In 1893, 200 Australian sheep shearers boarded a ship to follow a leftist labor journalist around Cape Horn and establish a utopian socialist, teetotal, whites-only New Australia on free land in the Paraguayan jungle." Remedy this immediately. ...
t's great that the cage fight at the White House - an almost fatally embarrassing thing in its own right; try saying the phrase out loud - is happening during the NBA Finals, the Stanely Cup Finals, and the Men's World Cup. Unless he dies at ringside, it might be the 4th sports headline on Monday. Emphasis on "might be."
Sure we're auctioning off whatever tiny shreds of dignity we have left as a nation but isn't it worth it to maybe be the top story on Yahoo! Sports for 20 minutes between World Cup group stage results like "Paraguay vs. Turkey" and "Ascension Island vs. Bir Tawil" ...
They're calling this an IPO because legally they can't print up a giant banner reading HEY WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD A BAG, YOU BIG FUCKING IDIOT?
Make sure YOU don't miss out on the opportunity to put up 48% of the money for 4.2% of the stock! Book value, $8! ...
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Liz says:
It could never be said that his colors were running.
eep says:
Oh my God. I love you guys.
I just got an e-mail from a coworker asking me to wear red on Friday to support the troops. (Um, what?) Now I feel I will need to wear green in support of Dimebag. Thanks for giving me a new cause!
myconfidence says:
I saw Pantera thrice, never on purpose. However, much restecp to Dimebag and his band. All three times, they fucking tore shit up. I never became a big fan, but that dude knew how to let it all out. Unfortunately, so did some nutjob who gave irony a bad name by destroying a creator of art that the shit for brains apparently loved (perhaps a bit too much, but hey, all the great ones go young, yeah?). I thunk I heard the guys in Pantera talk once about how they wouldn't keep doing it forever, with some comment about a bunch of sixty year-olds trying to kick it like that. Tragic how people get what they wish for sometimes, really…