We won’t really feel the satisfaction of a complete narrative arc until we see tomorrow morning’s inevitable story about a new Polymarket account called “whitepwr_wifeleftme69” who signed up at 4 PM today and made $6 million ...
Chat, what happens when the boy who cries wolf is also the wolf ...
Yeah, uhh, the ides of march is great if you're just getting into ides, I guess. I celebrate better, less commercialized ides, though. You've probably never heard of them. ...
On today's date in 1977 astronomers discovered a faint but distinct ring around Uranus, which is a true sentence I want you to savor. ...
mike says:
David Hasselhoff is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This animated .gif should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.
Ed says:
David Hasselhoff is on his way to becoming the next Shatner. He is going to make this new sort of career among nerds and hipsters based entirely on the fact that he is a giant tool. Mark my words.
mike says:
In 30 years, 2020s, Baywatch will look as completely alien and bizarre and reflecting a worldview that couldn't possibly have existed as Star Trek in the 1990s. I believe it.
Scott says:
I hate you, Ed.
erik says:
kind of mesmorizing in some kind of sick "I am staring at Hasselhof's crotch" sort of way.