Turns out “America 250” was a temperature forecast ...
If you're not following me on Bluesky you're missing out on a marathon of fun paired history facts about the countries in every World Cup matchup, featuring once-in-a-lifetime sentences like "In 1893, 200 Australian sheep shearers boarded a ship to follow a leftist labor journalist around Cape Horn and establish a utopian socialist, teetotal, whites-only New Australia on free land in the Paraguayan jungle." Remedy this immediately. ...
t's great that the cage fight at the White House - an almost fatally embarrassing thing in its own right; try saying the phrase out loud - is happening during the NBA Finals, the Stanely Cup Finals, and the Men's World Cup. Unless he dies at ringside, it might be the 4th sports headline on Monday. Emphasis on "might be."
Sure we're auctioning off whatever tiny shreds of dignity we have left as a nation but isn't it worth it to maybe be the top story on Yahoo! Sports for 20 minutes between World Cup group stage results like "Paraguay vs. Turkey" and "Ascension Island vs. Bir Tawil" ...
mike says:
David Hasselhoff is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This animated .gif should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.
Ed says:
David Hasselhoff is on his way to becoming the next Shatner. He is going to make this new sort of career among nerds and hipsters based entirely on the fact that he is a giant tool. Mark my words.
mike says:
In 30 years, 2020s, Baywatch will look as completely alien and bizarre and reflecting a worldview that couldn't possibly have existed as Star Trek in the 1990s. I believe it.
Scott says:
I hate you, Ed.
erik says:
kind of mesmorizing in some kind of sick "I am staring at Hasselhof's crotch" sort of way.