Take comfort in the fact that every time someone types out the phrases "should of (sic) complied" or "play stupid games win stupid prizes" a spirit appears like in A Christmas Carol and shows them the future where they die alone without ever having known the love of another living being.
We hear you, we see you, and we know - as you do - that you're a miserable sorta-excuse for a human being who will never know a moment's happiness let alone be tolerable to any other person. Your existence is a cancer on the world and everyone forced to encounter you, even for a moment, is worse off for it. And unlike this woman shot down in cold blood, the moment you die will pass entirely unnoticed and unremaked upon. It will be like you never existed, and you know every word I said here is true. That's why you act the way you do and talk the way you do - because at night, when you're alone, you know all of this. The only thing that never occurs to you is that everyone around you knows it about you, too. You think your act fools anyone, and that's the scariest thing to you: the possibility that people see you for the coward you are.
They do. We do. Sleep tight. ...
It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.
If you're grasping for anything to feel good about right now - and that's a very difficult thing to find - feel good about the fact that not everyone is as much of a spineless, collaborating coward as our elites. Total strangers will risk their lives to stand next to you. ...
jenn says:
OMG I CLICKED THE MISSILE LAUNCHER AND IT TOOK ME TO HENTAI
Is "Mid-Range Ballistic Missile Launcher" some kind of euphemism?
erik says:
Come on people, all we need is another $35752.00 dollars to be bid on the "sexy pics" and we can promptly reinvest the money in a ginandtacos.com missle launcher….
"Mike" says:
Ok, I'm the "Mike" in the pictures, and for every $1 above $2 the auction goes for the winner gets an additional, customized picture. I'm serious. $5, you'll get the 25 pictures and 3 with me holding up a sign with a message with your name on it.
If you bid enough to beat that missle launcher, that means you'll get 35,747 pictures. I'll follow through with it.
jenn says:
Oh, oops! Scratch the last thing! I had the wrong idea from the Shy Kiss index.
Valerie says:
I see that you cancelled a $14,000.00 bid on the "sexy pics." What if this person REALLY wanted the 13,998 additional pics of "Mike"? Who are we to deny him that?
Besides, can't we sue if he fails to pay?
Lady wants a new pair of shoes!