EBAY TO GINANDTACOS.COM – "WE WILL ONE-UP YOU, BITCHES."

Sexy pics. Self-actualizing beatings. Electronics we do not own. Candlelight party sets. Yes, the men of ginandtacos.com thought they were really pushing the eBay envelope. And they thought that eBay had already laid all its cards on the table, what with the fully functioning particle accelerator, iconic grilled cheese, and decomissioned Chilean Navy aircraft carriers.

"We are unimpressed" said eBay. "We are now selling an operational Soviet Zil-35 FROG Mid-Range Ballistic Missile Launcher."

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The men of ginandtacos.com paused, contemplated, and then retreated. It would take far, far sexier pictures to top this.

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5 Responses to “EBAY TO GINANDTACOS.COM – "WE WILL ONE-UP YOU, BITCHES."”

  1. jenn Says:

    OMG I CLICKED THE MISSILE LAUNCHER AND IT TOOK ME TO HENTAI

    Is "Mid-Range Ballistic Missile Launcher" some kind of euphemism?

  2. erik Says:

    Come on people, all we need is another $35752.00 dollars to be bid on the "sexy pics" and we can promptly reinvest the money in a ginandtacos.com missle launcher….

  3. "Mike" Says:

    Ok, I'm the "Mike" in the pictures, and for every $1 above $2 the auction goes for the winner gets an additional, customized picture. I'm serious. $5, you'll get the 25 pictures and 3 with me holding up a sign with a message with your name on it.

    If you bid enough to beat that missle launcher, that means you'll get 35,747 pictures. I'll follow through with it.

  4. jenn Says:

    Oh, oops! Scratch the last thing! I had the wrong idea from the Shy Kiss index.

  5. Valerie Says:

    I see that you cancelled a $14,000.00 bid on the "sexy pics." What if this person REALLY wanted the 13,998 additional pics of "Mike"? Who are we to deny him that?

    Besides, can't we sue if he fails to pay?

    Lady wants a new pair of shoes!