We won’t really feel the satisfaction of a complete narrative arc until we see tomorrow morning’s inevitable story about a new Polymarket account called “whitepwr_wifeleftme69” who signed up at 4 PM today and made $6 million ...
Chat, what happens when the boy who cries wolf is also the wolf ...
Yeah, uhh, the ides of march is great if you're just getting into ides, I guess. I celebrate better, less commercialized ides, though. You've probably never heard of them. ...
On today's date in 1977 astronomers discovered a faint but distinct ring around Uranus, which is a true sentence I want you to savor. ...
J. Dryden says:
I wasn't aware "Political Indoctrination" was something that could be objectively quantified. (Unless there's a dull, unfunny explanation, like they're devoting 50% more service time to it. But we'll ignore that humorless possibility.) Regardless, gotta love the fact that their scheduling makes their parishioners have to CHOOSE between "Worship" and "Bible Study"–oh, I suppose you could do one, THEN the other, but wouldn't that mean missing out on the Breakfast-Serving-Window at McDonald's? Priorities, people!