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J. Dryden says:
I wasn't aware "Political Indoctrination" was something that could be objectively quantified. (Unless there's a dull, unfunny explanation, like they're devoting 50% more service time to it. But we'll ignore that humorless possibility.) Regardless, gotta love the fact that their scheduling makes their parishioners have to CHOOSE between "Worship" and "Bible Study"–oh, I suppose you could do one, THEN the other, but wouldn't that mean missing out on the Breakfast-Serving-Window at McDonald's? Priorities, people!