DOGFUCKERS, UNITE!

This exists (Note: Work-safe). They seem to focus very heavily on dogs, but let us assume that many of their tips are also applicable to fucking pigs, small game, domesticated llamas, the ring-tailed lemur, and the North Chilean Guanaco (closely related to the llama).

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14 Responses to “DOGFUCKERS, UNITE!”

  1. Liz Says:

    Someone IMed me a video of a horse fucking a guy the other day (it purports to be THE video of the horse fucking a guy, the video the dead guy made, but it seems unlikely to me), and so, since I suffer from the worst case of Train Wreck Syndrome ever, I booked a handbasket and watched it. Do they make brillo pads for your brain? I could use some of those.

  2. Liz Says:

    Someone IMed me a link to a clip of a horse fucking a guy the other day (it purports to be THE video of the horse fucking a guy, the video the dead guy made leaked from the police, but it seems unlikely to me), and so, since I suffer from the worst case of Train Wreck Syndrome ever, I booked a handbasket and watched it. Do they make brillo pads for your brain? I could use some of those.

  3. mike Says:

    I love how the colors and the flash applet look like the IKEA webpage. It doesn't seem like the scary, scary site it is.

  4. Samantha Says:

    That is so wrong in so many ways that I don't even know where to begin chastising you boys.

  5. Phil Says:

    As if the dogs don't have a choice as to sex partners. Sounds unfair to me.

  6. Ambrosini Says:

    I salute you, you found something worse than Shykiss.

  7. erik Says:

    huh, that website is surprisingly professional…did anyone else notice the flow charts?

  8. erik Says:

    As I looked at that site a bit longer, my amusement faded into some kind of violent nasea. Sweet god, the more you realize is there, the less you can pretent like it is some kind of elaborate joke.

  9. Ed Says:

    It reminds me of a couple years back when the Ku Klux Klan hired all those marketing/PR firms to "improve/soften" their image.

    This website seems to be under the impression that their layout will somehow trick people into thinking it is not primarily about dog fucking.

  10. erik Says:

    oh dear lord…and this quote from the site:

    "With a dog? That's disgusting!"

    "Actually, it's not as disgusting as you might think. Domestic dogs are pretty clean – cleaner than some men / women… they wash their parts all day long. Most people have 2 showers a day."

    "Yeah, but still…"

    "Still what? Listen, people use things on themselves… vibrators… pens, pencils… vegetables – you name it. What's so disgraceful about doing it with your dog? Don't you like dogs?"

  11. cerb Says:

    How you found this is beyond me, but I guess I don't really want to know. I wouldn't be surprised if this showed up on SomethingAwful's ALOD sometime soon.

  12. Ed Says:

    It was referenced in a "Savage Love" column.

  13. J. Dryden Says:

    As for bestiality's wide-spread prevalence–which seems to be the site's justification for its OK-ness, an argument that falls apart because there's lots and lots of pedophiles out there too, and the number of women who admit to having been raped doesn't make rape 'just another expression of sexuality–I'm reminded of the scene in Larry McMurtry's LAST PICTURE SHOW (the novel, not the movie) where the lads of the small rural town debate one evening whether to f*** the local whore or an available heifer. After much contemplation of the truly hideous whore, they settle on the heifer as the lesser of two evils, and–McMurtry pulls no punches–they act on this decision. I suspect that such acts of bestiality–acts of desperation out of something, ANYTHING to f*** are what cause its 'prevalence'–which makes it about as much a 'legitimate lifestyle choice' as prison sex. Plus, "Ew."

  14. LD Says:

    I am scared to go it, curious, but scared…