IT'S TRUE. THE MAN LOVES MCDONALD'S.
I want you all to know that I had an opportunity to be in this man's video and I turned it down. Given that the only other person in the video is a talking hamburger puppet, it looks like everyone else turned down the opportunity too.

October 20th, 2006 at 10:16 am
Am I awful for actually liking that video?
October 20th, 2006 at 10:19 am
Is he, ummm, 'special'?
October 20th, 2006 at 1:21 pm
Well, I think he might be a little Wesley Willis Special. Because I think he believes that is a good song.
I'm not positive if he's a Medically Certified Ree-rah but there's definitely some issues there.
October 20th, 2006 at 7:18 pm
How could you have passed up the opprotunity to in something so completely worthless? I mean, this sucks. This sucks badly. Really badly. You really should not have exposed me to this, my suicidal tendencies have increased by, oh, 15 percent, as a result of watching only 30 seconds of this crap.
October 21st, 2006 at 8:21 pm
If he makes burgers as bad as he raps that store is fucked.