PUNISHMENT FOR SHOPLIFTING
The rumors are true. I'm getting married.
I understand that this is hard to believe on about 30 different levels. Believe me, I am as confused as you are. But let's not question it too much and just sort of accept it on faith.

December 28th, 2006 at 12:14 pm
*swoon*
Truly, Ed, your refusal to turn this staid forum into some sort of pedestal from which to sappily declare our intentions is one of myriad reasons why I intend to saddle you with a lifetime of Wayne's World references.
December 30th, 2006 at 12:57 am
Congrats, the both of you! :)
January 2nd, 2007 at 11:26 am
This doesn't change the fact that everyone thinks you're gay for Gray Blue.
I mean…
High-five!
January 5th, 2007 at 10:42 am
So…what exactly does one have to steal to get 40 to life?