PUNISHMENT FOR SHOPLIFTING

The rumors are true. I'm getting married.

I understand that this is hard to believe on about 30 different levels. Believe me, I am as confused as you are. But let's not question it too much and just sort of accept it on faith.

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4 Responses to “PUNISHMENT FOR SHOPLIFTING”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    *swoon*

    Truly, Ed, your refusal to turn this staid forum into some sort of pedestal from which to sappily declare our intentions is one of myriad reasons why I intend to saddle you with a lifetime of Wayne's World references.

  2. Nate Says:

    Congrats, the both of you! :)

  3. Patch Says:

    This doesn't change the fact that everyone thinks you're gay for Gray Blue.

    I mean…

    High-five!

  4. Samantha Says:

    So…what exactly does one have to steal to get 40 to life?