We won’t really feel the satisfaction of a complete narrative arc until we see tomorrow morning’s inevitable story about a new Polymarket account called “whitepwr_wifeleftme69” who signed up at 4 PM today and made $6 million ...
Chat, what happens when the boy who cries wolf is also the wolf ...
Yeah, uhh, the ides of march is great if you're just getting into ides, I guess. I celebrate better, less commercialized ides, though. You've probably never heard of them. ...
On today's date in 1977 astronomers discovered a faint but distinct ring around Uranus, which is a true sentence I want you to savor. ...
erik says:
well, I guess in the end the majority of the bees were killed. Although it seems that the swingset didn't get off completely unscathed.
Matthew says:
Oh the beemanity!
Jeremy says:
I, for one, think that is a perfectly good way to spend the day. If you are not busy making your own homemade liquor, that is.
Charles Darwin says:
Evolution shot a big fuckin airball on that one, all the way around. How the fuck does an organism evolve to avoid rednecks with flammable chemicals?
Samantha says:
One time when I was a kid I made a flame thrower with a can af aquanet hairspray and a bic lighter so that I could anililate an anthill in my yard. It was quite effective.
Wait…why is bee incineration in the archives of a honda and acura technical resource site?
Scott says:
I believe I speak for everyone when I say, MacGyver would approve of this, wholeheartedly.
Sarah says:
You know…they may have started the Beepocalpyse I've been hearing so much about.