AMERICAN INGENUITY

While Mike and Erik are (presumably) in South Padre celebrating Spring Break 2007 and I am just back from TremFu Tourgasm 2007, today's entry is intended to tide you over until a more substantial rant can satisfy you tomorrow.

This might not be funny to you and it is definitely retarded beyond description. But there's something uniquely American about an approach to problem-solving that includes the phrase "Let's pour 1.5 quarts of paint thinner onto the flaming barbeque pit."

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7 Responses to “AMERICAN INGENUITY”

  1. erik Says:

    well, I guess in the end the majority of the bees were killed. Although it seems that the swingset didn't get off completely unscathed.

  2. Matthew Says:

    Oh the beemanity!

  3. Jeremy Says:

    I, for one, think that is a perfectly good way to spend the day. If you are not busy making your own homemade liquor, that is.

  4. Charles Darwin Says:

    Evolution shot a big fuckin airball on that one, all the way around. How the fuck does an organism evolve to avoid rednecks with flammable chemicals?

  5. Samantha Says:

    One time when I was a kid I made a flame thrower with a can af aquanet hairspray and a bic lighter so that I could anililate an anthill in my yard. It was quite effective.

    Wait…why is bee incineration in the archives of a honda and acura technical resource site?

  6. Scott Says:

    I believe I speak for everyone when I say, MacGyver would approve of this, wholeheartedly.

  7. Sarah Says:

    You know…they may have started the Beepocalpyse I've been hearing so much about.