t's great that the cage fight at the White House - an almost fatally embarrassing thing in its own right; try saying the phrase out loud - is happening during the NBA Finals, the Stanely Cup Finals, and the Men's World Cup. Unless he dies at ringside, it might be the 4th sports headline on Monday. Emphasis on "might be."
Sure we're auctioning off whatever tiny shreds of dignity we have left as a nation but isn't it worth it to maybe be the top story on Yahoo! Sports for 20 minutes between World Cup group stage results like "Paraguay vs. Turkey" and "Ascension Island vs. Bir Tawil" ...
They're calling this an IPO because legally they can't print up a giant banner reading HEY WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD A BAG, YOU BIG FUCKING IDIOT?
Make sure YOU don't miss out on the opportunity to put up 48% of the money for 4.2% of the stock! Book value, $8! ...
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me, describing Maynard James Keenan to the trainee police sketch artist who only fills in on weekends: ...
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Jude says:
Don't know if it's been debunked yet…so let me be the first to call bullshit on this. Too sensational, even for Keith.
Jude says:
Don't know if its been debunked yet…so let me be the first to call bullshit on this. Too sensational, even for Keith.
Ed says:
I'm gonna say that I/we have absolutely no reason to doubt that Keith Richards is capable of this. And more.
Ambrosini says:
Unfortunately it wasn't true,
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1556258/20070403/rolling_stones.jhtml
and I'm sorry for posting a link to mtv.com