NATURE VS. NURTURE

I have always believed that homosexuality is innate and not "a choice" as some would argue. I have changed my opinion. It can be willfully chosen. In support of my new argument I submit the following bit of hilarious Michelle Malkin "satire":

This video made me gay. Seriously, I was all about pussy like 12 hours ago, and now I am devoting the rest of my life to the male form.
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Actually, fuck being gay. This video makes me want to cut my penis off, roast it in an industrial-grade incinerator at 2000 degrees for 90 minutes, put the ashes in a small capsule, pay vast sums of money to put the capsule on a Russian space rocket, and fire it directly into the sun.

This video makes me want to become a test subject for a multi-national effort on the part of the world's top medical scientists to create a human being who has no gender.
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I want all the testosterone to be removed from my body and replaced with Yoo Hoo. I want what little estrogen I naturally produce to be chemically altered in a way that will ensure that, if I should someday cease to be male, I will not become a lesbian if I find myself female.

This video makes me want to stare directly into a high-powered arc lamp for 6 to 8 hours with my eyes pried open Clockwork Orange-style. After that, I want the high-powered laser that DARPA uses to shoot down satellites to be aimed directly into my retinae and fired at full power.
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After my eyes and gonads are irrecovably destroyed, I want to become a monk in some religion where the holy men really are celibate (not one of the "wink wink" celibate religions). Once initiated, I want to be confined to a small, locked room for 23.
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5 hours per day to make sure I never get out.

In short, this video is bad. But you've got to hand it to those right-wingers – they're hilarious!

2 thoughts on “NATURE VS. NURTURE”

  • Defeatocrats! They made up a WHOLE NEW WORD to efficiently show the world their disdain for both Democrats and people who are opposed to their war. GET IT? DEFEATOCRATS!

    I love smart people.

  • AHHHHHHHHHHH THE VIDEO IS NOT WORKINGGGGGG

    However, the entry looks fabulous.

    It has just occurred to me that the video might not be showing up because of the stupid filtering software that got installed here at school last week. Oops.

    Sigh. I shall try again at home. With some gin. And possibly tacos?

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