t's great that the cage fight at the White House - an almost fatally embarrassing thing in its own right; try saying the phrase out loud - is happening during the NBA Finals, the Stanely Cup Finals, and the Men's World Cup. Unless he dies at ringside, it might be the 4th sports headline on Monday. Emphasis on "might be."
Sure we're auctioning off whatever tiny shreds of dignity we have left as a nation but isn't it worth it to maybe be the top story on Yahoo! Sports for 20 minutes between World Cup group stage results like "Paraguay vs. Turkey" and "Ascension Island vs. Bir Tawil" ...
They're calling this an IPO because legally they can't print up a giant banner reading HEY WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD A BAG, YOU BIG FUCKING IDIOT?
Make sure YOU don't miss out on the opportunity to put up 48% of the money for 4.2% of the stock! Book value, $8! ...
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me, describing Maynard James Keenan to the trainee police sketch artist who only fills in on weekends: ...
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-h says:
PEZ dispensers from hell…
Rick says:
Of that Republican field, I only recognized Brownback, Giuliani, Huckabee, McCain, and Romney. In the Democratic field, I was only unsure of Gravel. Is that me being a Democrat or the Republicans doing a piss poor job of getting their names out there? I'm not quite sure.
Mike says:
Tancredo looks alot like Adam West from old batman….im a democrat but anyone who looks like the caped crusader it good in my book
Ed says:
I think the problem is that the GOP field is just a big bunch of nobodies except for Rudy, McCain and Romney.