Here's another happy reminder of how Great the Greatest Story Never Told economy truly is. Creative free-market types that we are, Americans are finding a clever way out of the whole home mortgage crisis: arson. Or, as my ethnic-slur-a-minute high school community called it, "Greek Lightning." I think the classic form of the joke was two Greek guys standing in the kitchen of a gyros stand saying "Remember, no work tomorrow – fire in kitchen tonight."