TRAVEL NOTES

  • I am sitting in BWI (no free wireless – thanks, dicks) next to a man wearing what might be the first sportcoat ever made and reading Handguns Magazine. I am tempted to ask "How did you feel when Obama won: happy or really happy?
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  • Dulles, at which I arrived, is the dumbest airport I have ever seen. Its layout suggests that it was designed by a group of architects who got titanically drunk and drew an airport to Idi Amin's specifications. Dulles consists of four entirely separate buildings.
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    Rather than underground walkways or a tram, passengers are moved from terminal to terminal by enormous motorized platforms which look like strip mining equipment. If there is a more idiotic way to run an airport I hope never to encounter it, as it likely involves catapults.

  • Liberal Arts colleges baffle me. I am amazed that there are PhDs in this field who look at me like some sort of Level 12 Warlock because I have a working knowledge of basic quantitative methods.
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  • 5 thoughts on “TRAVEL NOTES”

    • You're saying that, if you were given an opportunity to be flung by catapult from one building to another, and were given credible assurances of safety, you wouldn't be tempted?

    • I have to agree with Pat, the experience would make for a good blog post. In the next ten days I will have the "joy" of experiencing Omaha (actually a pretty decent airport), O'hare, the new and improved London Heathrow, Belfast, Dublin and Manchester's airports. While I am excited about the trip, I am not thrilled by the prospect of so much airport/airplane time.

    • I bought a ticket at Dulles for a flight to Atlanta, boarded one of those rolling bread loaves, and upon "arrival" walked immediately to the gate…and missed the flight. They would not open the gate/door for me. And they would not refund my money. I flipped out, not unlike the woman on TV lately, though I managed to stay on my feet. Thank you Dulles and Air Tran.

    • Ahhh! Where's my morning injection of satire, information and bile? It is not a Saturday or Sunday, and yet there is no new post… I am like the ant on a bug's life that has encountered a break in the line.

    • Furthermore, what you should've done with Handguns guy is a variation of what Colbert does with liberal guests… y'know casually poise yourself, and ask him: "Barack Obama — Great President or The Greatest?".

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