Take comfort in the fact that every time someone types out the phrases "should of (sic) complied" or "play stupid games win stupid prizes" a spirit appears like in A Christmas Carol and shows them the future where they die alone without ever having known the love of another living being.
We hear you, we see you, and we know - as you do - that you're a miserable sorta-excuse for a human being who will never know a moment's happiness let alone be tolerable to any other person. Your existence is a cancer on the world and everyone forced to encounter you, even for a moment, is worse off for it. And unlike this woman shot down in cold blood, the moment you die will pass entirely unnoticed and unremaked upon. It will be like you never existed, and you know every word I said here is true. That's why you act the way you do and talk the way you do - because at night, when you're alone, you know all of this. The only thing that never occurs to you is that everyone around you knows it about you, too. You think your act fools anyone, and that's the scariest thing to you: the possibility that people see you for the coward you are.
They do. We do. Sleep tight. ...
It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.
If you're grasping for anything to feel good about right now - and that's a very difficult thing to find - feel good about the fact that not everyone is as much of a spineless, collaborating coward as our elites. Total strangers will risk their lives to stand next to you. ...
ts46064 says:
FJM Treatments are guaranteed to be funny.
Desargues says:
Thank you for not taking the first step down that road by writing 'teh funny.' We're all grown-ups here.
Apologies for the absence from the comments section. I be real busy tryin' to finish a paper. Goddam academia.
fuzzbuzz215 says:
Yeah but you still have good points.
daphne says:
second that thought, ts. FJM whichever wingnut has posted the LONGEST lament about health care passage. the longer, the more to skewer.
Pan Sapiens says:
…meanwhile somewehere in the darkest slimiest cesspit of Reactionary Backwardism, Rush Limbaugh howls and bays, the distended nipples of his quivering manboobs lactating in Outrage, as his deformed piglet mutant spawn Glenn Beck suckles on the Hate…
eww. Not funny.
Mark says:
Cheesy (my hairless rat), Dewey, Remy, Harley and Buster told me to tell you that rat stories are always funny. Of course they're all popcorning up and down the hallway!
waldo says:
So, the strategy employed by blocs of bloggers, choosing a truly stupid dumb-wing pundit and mocking the mercilessly doesn't appeal?
waldo says:
mocking *them*
kiki says:
Just talk about pant-shitting. Always does it for me.
J. Dryden says:
Time to boot up a marathon of the 2nd Season of FRISKY DINGO–something to get you back into the groove…
Amanda says:
FJM please.
Jeff says:
I don't know. After the FJM of the Alli bottle, you just can't top it. Nothing feels the same.
Andrew says:
oh oh oh, can you bring the kant drinking game back? That's always been my favorite.