It was foolish of me to think I could post something coherent on the night of the bachelor party of one of my best friends.
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July 22nd, 2010 at 2:35 am
Flying too high, are we?
July 22nd, 2010 at 3:34 am
Icarus Shrugged.
July 22nd, 2010 at 4:57 am
So let's fight for a hundred and fifty posts about grain subsidies:
CORN IS MAKING AMERICANS OBESE
(awaiting response)
July 22nd, 2010 at 5:53 am
WE NEED TO CUT AMERICAN PORK
July 22nd, 2010 at 7:03 am
@hoosierpoli: FAT, LAZY, STUPID PEOPLE ARE MAKING THEMSELVES OBESE WITH ~POOR CHOICES~. DON'T THEIR CO-OPS HAVE QUINOA IN THE BULK SECTION?
July 22nd, 2010 at 9:46 am
@Liz, @HoosierPoli:
IT IS OUR DUTY AS ENLIGHTENED PEOPLE TO EDUCATE THEM, POOR BASTARDS, BECAUSE CLEARLY THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW HOW TO FEED THEMSELVES. PERHAPS FORCED FATTY RE-EDUCATION CAMPS ARE THE ANSWER? IT IS FOR THEIR OWN GOOD.
July 22nd, 2010 at 9:49 am
THE REAL PROBLEM HERE IS THAT THERE ARE TOO MANY JEWS IN FARMING. THEY ARE ONLY 2% OF THE U.S. POPULATION YET THEY CONTROL THE ENTIRE FARMING INDUSTRY.
July 22nd, 2010 at 9:52 am
ONE OFTEN OVERLOOKED ASPECT OF GRAIN SUBSIDIES IS ETHANOL. ETHANOL IS ONLY MARGINALLY BENEFICIAL IN TERMS OF NET ENERGY COMPARED TO TRADITIONAL GASOLINE, BUT IT DRIVES UP THE PRICE OF FOOD, AND CONTRIBUTES TO DEFORESTATION BY DRIVING LAND-USE CHANGES. YOU SEE, PEOPLE PLANTING MORE CORN INSTEAD OF SOYBEANS IN THE UNITED STATES MEANS THAT MORE PEOPLE IN THE AMAZON PLANT SOYBEANS, AND IN THE AMAZON THEY JUST CHOP THE FUCKING RAINFOREST DOWN.
July 22nd, 2010 at 9:58 am
(OK CAPS LOCK) THE REASON I'M ON THIS BLOG EVERY DAY IS TO SAY THE PROBLEM WITH AMERICA IS LAND USE PLANNING. WIDE CITIES ACCESSIBLE ONLY TO CARS AND DRIVING MEANS PEOPLE CAN'T FEASIBLY EXERCISE (WITHOUT GETTING IN A CAR AND DRIVING TO A "GYM"), PEOPLE ARE STUCK WITH CRAP CHAIN RESTAURANTS WHICH USE CORN IN BASICALLY EVERYTHING ON THE MENU, FINALLY, DRIVING IN AN OF ITSELF ACCELERATES CLIMATE CHANGE AND LEAVES HUGE SWATHES OF POOR PEOPLE WITH NO OR LITTLE ACCESSIBLE TRANSPORTATION. DOES ANYONE KNOW A CITY IN SEARCH OF AN UNEMPLOYED URBAN PLANNER? I'LL MOVE ANYWHERE WITH THIS SHTICK.
July 22nd, 2010 at 9:59 am
JEWISH TREES ARE THE PROBLEM WITH CORN SUBSIDIES.
July 22nd, 2010 at 10:08 am
BOYCOTTING JEW CORN IS THE ONLY WAY SUSTAINABLE AGRICULTURAL PRACTICES WILL MOVE OUT OF THE DARK AGES.
July 22nd, 2010 at 10:28 am
JEWS!
July 22nd, 2010 at 11:02 am
I KNEW MY POST WOULD GET KILLED BY THE JEWS' CORN SUBSIDIES…
July 22nd, 2010 at 11:58 am
ICARUS!!!! GET IN THE GODDAMNED HOUSE!!!
ALSO, JEWS AND CORN.
July 22nd, 2010 at 12:44 pm
How many Breitbart's do I have to sick on your sorry asses for you to leave the jews alone!
July 22nd, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Take them all to the tower and teach them the error of false pride. And their little caps locks, too.
July 22nd, 2010 at 12:56 pm
July 22nd, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Anyone else ever notice the little smiley face at the bottom of the page?
July 22nd, 2010 at 6:05 pm
Y'all get off my farm. I'm in control hear.
(Oh, and grab an ear on your way out.)
July 22nd, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Smiley face? Where?
July 22nd, 2010 at 7:20 pm
CAPS LOCK PARTY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
…OH APPARENTLY I AM TOO LATE FOR IT, BOO.
July 22nd, 2010 at 7:20 pm
ED WHY CAN'T I POST IMAGES IN THE COMMENTS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
July 22nd, 2010 at 7:28 pm
SIN OF PRIDE ?!?
Ed – Since you are clearly not Jewish, you MUST have grown up Catholic.
Also, what Zach said.
Cheers!
JzB
July 22nd, 2010 at 7:46 pm
I ESCHEW CAPS.
July 22nd, 2010 at 8:05 pm
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RTc32qBpAk
July 23rd, 2010 at 12:51 am
IT'S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE!!!
July 23rd, 2010 at 1:00 am
THE JEWISH- BOLSHEVIK CONSPIRACY, TOGETHER WITH WALL-STREET, IS CONSPIRING WITH THE MASONS TO MAKE YOU MUSLIM-COMMUNISTS WHO EAT VEGGIE- BURGERS, SMOKE POT, AND VOTE FOR KENYANS.
Did i leave anything out, you worshippers of Jehova?
July 23rd, 2010 at 1:13 am
IRONICALLY CORN SUBSIDIES, WHICH I'VE NOW JUST LEARNED WERE CAUSED BY JEWS, COMBINED WITH, ALSO LIKELY ANOTHER JEWISH CONSPIRACY, TRADE TARIFFS AND QUOTAS ON IMPORTING CANE SUGAR LED TO THE CREATION OF HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH YOUR BODY CAN'T REGULATE THE INTAKE OF SIMPLE SUGARS LIKE FRUCTOSE AND GLUCOSE, PEOPLE EAT SO MUCH OF IT THAT IT'S CAUSED A DIABETES EPIDEMIC IN THE U.S.A.
COOL STORY BRO.
CRAZY FOR URBAN PLANNING: YOU SHOULD MOVE TO SEATTLE, IT'S A NICE CITY. DUNNO IF YOU'LL GET A JOB THERE OR ANYTHING, BUT WE PROBABLY HAVE MUCH BETTER WEED THAN YOU'RE USED TO WHEREVER THE FUCK IT IS YOU LIVE NOW… FAGGOT.
July 23rd, 2010 at 2:54 am
FUCK STRING THEORY.
July 23rd, 2010 at 3:19 am
String theory, fuck it.
July 23rd, 2010 at 7:36 am
TINA – I TYPICALLY DESCRIBE MYSELF AS A SHUT IN, NOT A FAGGOT – BUT THANKS FOR THE THOUGHT. SEATTLE HAS RECENTLY LAID OFF HALF ITS PLANNING STAFF.
July 23rd, 2010 at 8:20 pm
AND BESIDES, ONLY PEOPLE FROM SEATTLE THINK SEATTLE WEED IS ANY GOOD… SHAFTMENT.
July 23rd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
NORTHERN LIGHTS WAS CREATED AT THE U.W., ALSO B.C. BUD IS GENERALLY BETTER THAN MOST WEED YOU'LL FIND IN THE COUNTRY. MEXICAN WEED FOR EXAMPLE BLOWS, ALSO, ANYTHING GROWN IN CALIFORNIA. THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST AS A WHOLE IS A PERFECT CLIMATE FOR WEED, NIGGA!
July 23rd, 2010 at 10:16 pm
I DIDN'T REALISE SEATTLE WAS PART OF BC. MY MISTAKE…. HOGSHEAD.
July 24th, 2010 at 8:05 pm
BRO, BC BUD IS THE PREVELANT STRAIN IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST, WHICH INCLUDES SEATTLE, OREGON, AND IDAHO, AND BRITISH COLUMBIA. LIKE, DUH.
July 25th, 2010 at 8:10 pm
FAIR ENOUGH. I KNOW LITTLE ABOUT THE SUBJECT. I WAS ONLY IN IT FOR THE INSULTS AND OLD-TIMEY UNITS OF MEASUREMENT.
July 30th, 2010 at 7:58 pm
When can we get American Flag bumper stickers that say "Pride is a Sin"?