SIN OF PRIDE

It was foolish of me to think I could post something coherent on the night of the bachelor party of one of my best friends.

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37 Responses to “SIN OF PRIDE”

  1. RosaLux Says:

    Flying too high, are we?

  2. acer Says:

    Icarus Shrugged.

  3. HoosierPoli Says:

    So let's fight for a hundred and fifty posts about grain subsidies:

    CORN IS MAKING AMERICANS OBESE

    (awaiting response)

  4. Facehammer Says:

    WE NEED TO CUT AMERICAN PORK

  5. Liz Says:

    @hoosierpoli: FAT, LAZY, STUPID PEOPLE ARE MAKING THEMSELVES OBESE WITH ~POOR CHOICES~. DON'T THEIR CO-OPS HAVE QUINOA IN THE BULK SECTION?

  6. Heqit Says:

    @Liz, @HoosierPoli:

    IT IS OUR DUTY AS ENLIGHTENED PEOPLE TO EDUCATE THEM, POOR BASTARDS, BECAUSE CLEARLY THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW HOW TO FEED THEMSELVES. PERHAPS FORCED FATTY RE-EDUCATION CAMPS ARE THE ANSWER? IT IS FOR THEIR OWN GOOD.

  7. Ed Says:

    THE REAL PROBLEM HERE IS THAT THERE ARE TOO MANY JEWS IN FARMING. THEY ARE ONLY 2% OF THE U.S. POPULATION YET THEY CONTROL THE ENTIRE FARMING INDUSTRY.

  8. Zach Says:

    ONE OFTEN OVERLOOKED ASPECT OF GRAIN SUBSIDIES IS ETHANOL. ETHANOL IS ONLY MARGINALLY BENEFICIAL IN TERMS OF NET ENERGY COMPARED TO TRADITIONAL GASOLINE, BUT IT DRIVES UP THE PRICE OF FOOD, AND CONTRIBUTES TO DEFORESTATION BY DRIVING LAND-USE CHANGES. YOU SEE, PEOPLE PLANTING MORE CORN INSTEAD OF SOYBEANS IN THE UNITED STATES MEANS THAT MORE PEOPLE IN THE AMAZON PLANT SOYBEANS, AND IN THE AMAZON THEY JUST CHOP THE FUCKING RAINFOREST DOWN.

  9. Crazy for Urban Planning Says:

    (OK CAPS LOCK) THE REASON I'M ON THIS BLOG EVERY DAY IS TO SAY THE PROBLEM WITH AMERICA IS LAND USE PLANNING. WIDE CITIES ACCESSIBLE ONLY TO CARS AND DRIVING MEANS PEOPLE CAN'T FEASIBLY EXERCISE (WITHOUT GETTING IN A CAR AND DRIVING TO A "GYM"), PEOPLE ARE STUCK WITH CRAP CHAIN RESTAURANTS WHICH USE CORN IN BASICALLY EVERYTHING ON THE MENU, FINALLY, DRIVING IN AN OF ITSELF ACCELERATES CLIMATE CHANGE AND LEAVES HUGE SWATHES OF POOR PEOPLE WITH NO OR LITTLE ACCESSIBLE TRANSPORTATION. DOES ANYONE KNOW A CITY IN SEARCH OF AN UNEMPLOYED URBAN PLANNER? I'LL MOVE ANYWHERE WITH THIS SHTICK.

  10. Erin Says:

    JEWISH TREES ARE THE PROBLEM WITH CORN SUBSIDIES.

  11. Wisakedjak Says:

    BOYCOTTING JEW CORN IS THE ONLY WAY SUSTAINABLE AGRICULTURAL PRACTICES WILL MOVE OUT OF THE DARK AGES.

  12. fuzzbuzz215 Says:

    JEWS!

  13. Crazy for Urban Planning Says:

    I KNEW MY POST WOULD GET KILLED BY THE JEWS' CORN SUBSIDIES…

  14. tommytimp Says:

    ICARUS!!!! GET IN THE GODDAMNED HOUSE!!!

    ALSO, JEWS AND CORN.

  15. nyncboy Says:

    How many Breitbart's do I have to sick on your sorry asses for you to leave the jews alone!

  16. JohnR Says:

    Take them all to the tower and teach them the error of false pride. And their little caps locks, too.

  17. Candice Says:
  18. BK Says:

    Anyone else ever notice the little smiley face at the bottom of the page?

  19. Hazy Davy Says:

    Y'all get off my farm. I'm in control hear.
    (Oh, and grab an ear on your way out.)

  20. choada777 Says:

    Smiley face? Where?

  21. Peggy Says:

    CAPS LOCK PARTY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

    …OH APPARENTLY I AM TOO LATE FOR IT, BOO.

  22. Peggy Says:

    ED WHY CAN'T I POST IMAGES IN THE COMMENTS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  23. jazzbumpa Says:

    SIN OF PRIDE ?!?

    Ed – Since you are clearly not Jewish, you MUST have grown up Catholic.

    Also, what Zach said.

    Cheers!
    JzB

  24. Hazy Davy Says:

    I ESCHEW CAPS.

  25. beau Says:

    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

  26. J. Dryden Says:

    IT'S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE!!!

  27. comrade x Says:

    THE JEWISH- BOLSHEVIK CONSPIRACY, TOGETHER WITH WALL-STREET, IS CONSPIRING WITH THE MASONS TO MAKE YOU MUSLIM-COMMUNISTS WHO EAT VEGGIE- BURGERS, SMOKE POT, AND VOTE FOR KENYANS.
    Did i leave anything out, you worshippers of Jehova?

  28. party with tina Says:

    IRONICALLY CORN SUBSIDIES, WHICH I'VE NOW JUST LEARNED WERE CAUSED BY JEWS, COMBINED WITH, ALSO LIKELY ANOTHER JEWISH CONSPIRACY, TRADE TARIFFS AND QUOTAS ON IMPORTING CANE SUGAR LED TO THE CREATION OF HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH YOUR BODY CAN'T REGULATE THE INTAKE OF SIMPLE SUGARS LIKE FRUCTOSE AND GLUCOSE, PEOPLE EAT SO MUCH OF IT THAT IT'S CAUSED A DIABETES EPIDEMIC IN THE U.S.A.

    COOL STORY BRO.

    CRAZY FOR URBAN PLANNING: YOU SHOULD MOVE TO SEATTLE, IT'S A NICE CITY. DUNNO IF YOU'LL GET A JOB THERE OR ANYTHING, BUT WE PROBABLY HAVE MUCH BETTER WEED THAN YOU'RE USED TO WHEREVER THE FUCK IT IS YOU LIVE NOW… FAGGOT.

  29. ZenPoseur Says:

    FUCK STRING THEORY.

  30. ZenPoseur Says:

    String theory, fuck it.

  31. Crazy for Urban Planning Says:

    TINA – I TYPICALLY DESCRIBE MYSELF AS A SHUT IN, NOT A FAGGOT – BUT THANKS FOR THE THOUGHT. SEATTLE HAS RECENTLY LAID OFF HALF ITS PLANNING STAFF.

  32. beau Says:

    AND BESIDES, ONLY PEOPLE FROM SEATTLE THINK SEATTLE WEED IS ANY GOOD… SHAFTMENT.

  33. party with tina Says:

    NORTHERN LIGHTS WAS CREATED AT THE U.W., ALSO B.C. BUD IS GENERALLY BETTER THAN MOST WEED YOU'LL FIND IN THE COUNTRY. MEXICAN WEED FOR EXAMPLE BLOWS, ALSO, ANYTHING GROWN IN CALIFORNIA. THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST AS A WHOLE IS A PERFECT CLIMATE FOR WEED, NIGGA!

  34. BEAU Says:

    I DIDN'T REALISE SEATTLE WAS PART OF BC. MY MISTAKE…. HOGSHEAD.

  35. party with tina Says:

    BRO, BC BUD IS THE PREVELANT STRAIN IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST, WHICH INCLUDES SEATTLE, OREGON, AND IDAHO, AND BRITISH COLUMBIA. LIKE, DUH.

  36. beau Says:

    FAIR ENOUGH. I KNOW LITTLE ABOUT THE SUBJECT. I WAS ONLY IN IT FOR THE INSULTS AND OLD-TIMEY UNITS OF MEASUREMENT.

  37. tone Says:

    When can we get American Flag bumper stickers that say "Pride is a Sin"?