INSPIRATIONAL ELECTION DAY SPEECH, v2010

The recently-deceased James Gammon as Lou Brown in the 1989 baseball-comedy classic Major League:

"All right people, we got 10 minutes 'till game time, let's all gather 'round. I'm not much for giving inspirational addresses, but I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves. Me, I'm for wasting sportswriters' time. So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shitburger to eat."

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3 Responses to “INSPIRATIONAL ELECTION DAY SPEECH, v2010”

  1. eau Says:

    And then…

    they did stick around for a while.

    And then….

    the shitburger we all had to eat was Major League II.

  2. jim Says:

    simply. fucking. awesome.

  3. Erin Says:

    Dorn, what's this Ole bullshit?