Take comfort in the fact that every time someone types out the phrases "should of (sic) complied" or "play stupid games win stupid prizes" a spirit appears like in A Christmas Carol and shows them the future where they die alone without ever having known the love of another living being.
We hear you, we see you, and we know - as you do - that you're a miserable sorta-excuse for a human being who will never know a moment's happiness let alone be tolerable to any other person. Your existence is a cancer on the world and everyone forced to encounter you, even for a moment, is worse off for it. And unlike this woman shot down in cold blood, the moment you die will pass entirely unnoticed and unremaked upon. It will be like you never existed, and you know every word I said here is true. That's why you act the way you do and talk the way you do - because at night, when you're alone, you know all of this. The only thing that never occurs to you is that everyone around you knows it about you, too. You think your act fools anyone, and that's the scariest thing to you: the possibility that people see you for the coward you are.
They do. We do. Sleep tight. ...
It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.
If you're grasping for anything to feel good about right now - and that's a very difficult thing to find - feel good about the fact that not everyone is as much of a spineless, collaborating coward as our elites. Total strangers will risk their lives to stand next to you. ...
Hazy Davy says:
Never done the bumper sticker thing, and I've been upfront about that.
But plenty of people said they wanted them, so I hope they're able to get them before you run out.
Perhaps you would sell more if you sold a more premium product…say, Cadillacs with "GIN AND TACOS" embossed into the bumper.
Spader says:
How many of these do you figure it would take to fashion a coffee mug? Asking for a friend.
ladiesbane says:
Do people still put bumper stickers on cars? I only see them on laptops and guitar cases. Mine will be going on the school binder I dug out when I re-enrolled, so I hope you don't mind having the Pixies, Soft Boys, and Sugarcubes for company.
sluggo says:
This should be on the one trillion dollar coin.
Nick says:
Not sure where to put it yet, but I ordered it. Back of my car? Side of my bag? Butt of my assault rifle? I'll figure it out.
Frank says:
Bumper Stickers are also great on the laptops. Or great on other peoples cars (my Republican friends loved the Obama\Biden stickers I sneakily put on their cars).
Colette says:
Fine, is good, but where is headscarf?
TomAmitaiUSA says:
Is it just me, or does everyone get the urge to vandalize cars sporting bumper stickers that promote candidates or opinions with which I disagree? An urge which I never, ever indulge, of course! ;)