Yeah, uhh, the ides of march is great if you're just getting into ides, I guess. I celebrate better, less commercialized ides, though. You've probably never heard of them. ...
On today's date in 1977 astronomers discovered a faint but distinct ring around Uranus, which is a true sentence I want you to savor. ...
The military and political history of the cruise missile, a weapon and a tool of foreign policy that became an irresistible temptation to a string of American presidents eager to "show resolve" and blow stuff up without putting American lives at direct risk. This one's worth your $2.
We lobbed 400 of them at Iran in a single 36-hour period, by the way. 10% of the entire stockpile, which replaces slowly (100-200 per year max). So there's that, too! ...
Congratulations to our newest cabinet secretary for somehow finding a way to escape the life trajectory to which all previous humans named "Markwayne" have been limited (dying while trying to set a speed record in a boat painted to look like a pack of Marlboros) ...
Comradde PhysioProffe says:
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Rosalux says:
Fucking marvelous. If I had two pennies to rub together I'd give you one.
LHOOQ
Neal Deesit says:
"…again representing the combined efforts of Pauline and I…"
Which one was in charge of the grammar?
RosiesDad says:
@Neal Deesit
I was going to ask the same question.
Geez, Ed, you're supposed to be a fcking academic.
(My mother–retired 3rd grade teacher–used to harass me endlessly over the proper use of I and me until I got it right.)
Reverend Glenn says:
Hilarious!
PhoenixRising says:
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Just saying. Not that I plan to ever get married again, as twice was enough.
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